110 Computer Programming Pick Up lines And Rizz

"Is your code written in angel language? Because whenever I process your data, it feels like heaven."

"As a computer program, I can't feel love. But whenever I run your algorithm, my CPU heats up."

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in a Programming Partner."

Are you a computer program?

Because you auto-complete me, and I'm totally into your algorithmic charm!

Hey AI, are you a computer program?

Because you've got the perfect algorithm for stealing my heart.

Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality

Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your kiss is refreshing.

What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account?

I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.

[me != me]. [me += you].

You are the Apple of my i-Mac.

Be the hard drive of my dreams.

Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.

Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.

Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

Could I have your I.P.?

Do u like me? Text '1′ for 'Yes,' '2′ for 'No.

Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.

Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.

Girl, are you Wi-Fi? Cuz im feeling the connection!

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Have you been Googling me? I've got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I've been seeing your IP address in them.

Here's my number: 0011 0011 1011 0001 0010 1000 0101

Hey baby, did you know I am wearing a C-String?

I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to.

Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.

Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

Hey cutie! I have a processor, and if you have an empty slot on your motherboard.

How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

How about we go home and you handle my exception?

I am a boolean method whose love will always return true.

I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life.

I am the field attribute in your class: I can't exist unless you do.

I CAN HAS DA NASTY WIT U?

I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.

I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software company I started in my dorm room was taking up too much of my time. Can I buy you a PC?

I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you.

I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.

I think we should increase our bandwidth.

I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

I think you're my compiler. My life wouldn't start without you.

I want all of our functions to be read/write.

I wish to uncompress you over *all* my disk space.

I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.

I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access.

I would love to stick my pins into your sockets.

I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.

I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.

I'd like to play on your laptop.

I'll always have cache for you.

I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.

I'll have to try again tomorrow, because you've already exceeded my bandwidth.

Our Love Routines link perfectly.

I've fully rebooted from my last relationship.

If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.