110 Engineering Pick Up lines And Rizz

Oh your name is Taylor.... You remind me of Calc 3.

What's my V-drop? Your panties.

Do you not have any resistance? Because you are the component of my dreams.

Ey bby, are you purely resistive?Cause I feel like we're in phase.

What's your s**... volume?

Do you have a constant centripetal acceleration? Because you have me going in circles.

Call me Relay, because I am ready to turn you on.

You better get your engine started, 'cause here I come... and I've brought company.

Hey babe, are you up for some high energy quantum tunnelling tonight?

Hey babe, are you a rectifier? Because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

When I see you, the frequency of pulse increases.... I think I need regulator -> Your love!

Lets go back to my place and Ill show you the difference between series and parallel.

Will you help me practice my heat conduction?

Please allow me to keep term, forever?

You could say I'm pretty reckless. The only law I live by is Ohm's.

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.

Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?

Aay girl are you ultratech cement? Coz you the engineer's choice.

When the frequencies get high, I'll be your capacitor. Always open for you.

Yo girl, let me get the 10 significant digits that will connect me to you.

Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.

You must be a B field, because you are really affecting my perpendicular component.

Hey baby, if you play your cards right we might just become a twisted pair tonight.

I miss you so hard, titanium would break like glass.

You must be out of coolant, cause your engine is running Hot!

Hey baby, is your heart wired normally open or normally closed?

Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.

You're the op amp to my love circuit.

My number's imaginary, can I have yours?

Hey girl, Ive got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?

Girl are you a circuit? Cause I wanna solder my resistor to your breadboard.

Let me be the input to your d-flip flop.

You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.

Hey babe I got a cylinder you can measure the stiffness of.

The Golden Ratio of your face must be 0.32, because you're so beautiful.

Would you like to be the numerator or the denominator?

Girls are like solenoids, the flux only changes if you add some motion to your bar magnet.

I'm like an LED on a dev board. Your 0 turns me on.

My love for you could power the world's electrical needs for our our time.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing. Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Don't be all Harvard with me. I think we should make like von Neumann and get together.

Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

I'll be the electricity to your heart.

Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.

I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.

You're the Vin to my Vout.

I think we have potential.

It's not the length of the vector that matters, it's its magnitude.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum. If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?

Are you an engineer ? bcz you are building the bridge between our hearts

Are you a piece of carbon? Because I would love to date you.

I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

Are you a rectifier? because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

My little engine isn't any bot, it's an Autobot.

Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute lots of loads.

Are you German engineering?

Because you're the world's finest.

Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.

I'm not an Engineer but I know how drilling works, wanna see?

You are like low frequency alternating current, you turn me on, then turn me off.

Hey gurl, All it take is one drilling campaign to turn that virgin field into a producing asset.

Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.

Do you want to see my Impulse response?

Girl, when I looked into your eyes, I knew right away that we'd be perfect in an orbital together.

You're so hot that my resistors are melting down.

Are you a car? Because every time I see you, my heart revs up like a engine.

"Are you a rare mineral? Because I've been studying geology and I've never seen something as breathtaking as you."

"Is there a fault in my code, or is your smile just causing system overload?"