110 Technology Pick Up lines And Rizz

Wanna bruteforce my Blowfish?

Hey Baby ! Too many resistor down here but still I cant resist to you.

Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.

Forget Google, check out my doodle!

Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.

Why are you so negative? I'm positive, that I'm attracted to you.

Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.

You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

Want to be the Photoshop to my Illustrator, so together we can make a Creative Suite?

Hey Baby, how about you and me go back to my house so I can break out my calc book and study those curves.

Oh your name is Taylor.... You remind me of Calc 3.

Girl, I have 6"+ .... In my pants.

I could look at your bézier curves all day.

Baby you’re so beautiful you made my 404 page.

What's my V-drop? Your panties.

I can't take my eyes off of you...No, seriously, I'm legally mandated to keep monitoring your activities.

Girl are you a Facebook status?

Cuz I like you.

You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!

Are you the shear tool? cause you have some sharp angles.

Just finished installing OS X Lion. There's a frigging rocket ship in my dock!

You’re like the ultimate software, there’s no room for upgrades.

If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

If there was a favorite button on your profile, I'd press it everyday.

I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

Are you a git repository? Because I'm checking you out.

Hey girl, that form definitely follows function.

My server's always up for you, baby.

Would you believe your mom gave me this number?

I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?

If you were on twitter, I'd follow you.

You're like a 300 dpi file, I'm willing to wait for you.

Ey bby, are you purely resistive?Cause I feel like we're in phase.

You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

It's really nice seeing you again.

I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

What's your s**... volume?

Do you have hotmail?...Want one?

I love the way you work that pen tool.

How do you like your coffee in the morning? I like mine #000000.

Are you in the Kelvin scale? Because you are an easy 283.

Do you have a constant centripetal acceleration? Because you have me going in circles.

Meeting you was F8.

No point resisting, I've already got privileged backdoor access to you.

I have just done a full system scan and there are definately no viruses.

How do you feel about MySQL-injections?

If you were a temple i'd run all over you.

Call me Relay, because I am ready to turn you on.

My inspiration folder is just pictures of you.

I have something you really want to see. And touch.

Wish you had a star so I could favorite you.

You're just like an iPhone. Why use a case when you look a lot sexier with nothing on.

I'd like to export your file right to my bed.

I'd never take my headphone jack out of you.

Wanna fork?

Hey babe, are you up for some high energy quantum tunnelling tonight?

Hey girl, I promise if you let me take you out, it'll be ohm-believable.

No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

Hey babe, are you a rectifier? Because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.

Honey, you're perfectly aligned to my grid.

When I see you, the frequency of pulse increases.... I think I need regulator -> Your love!

Your iPad or mine?

When I'm with you, all my layers are visible.

You look fine the way you are, you don't need a mask.

Hey girl, you so fine.... You make my heart beat at 100 Mbps.

What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.

Girl, are you Garamond? Because you are easy on the eyes.