110 Crazy Pick Up lines And Rizz

The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my bib number...pace me maybe?

Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me crazy!

You must be from the Caribbean because Jamaican me crazy.

Hey I just met you, but calling something "crazy" stigmatises the mentally ill so check ur privilege and call me maybe.

You can call me President Snow cause I'm gonna make your Peeta go crazy.

I know we just met and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe.

Are you the Croatoan virus? Because baby I’m going crazy for you.

Call me Azula because I’m crazy for you.

Take me to the looney bin.. Cause you're bacon me crazy.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but heres my back, so whip me maybe?

Hey beautiful, you’re like dementia.

You’re the only thing on my mind and you’re driving me crazy.

Hey girl do you have licence? Bcz you are driving me crazy

Baby, you don't need Tsukuyomi to drive me crazy.

You must be Sailor Mercury, you make me (love-)crazy like a Hatter.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's a lighter. Smoke signal me, maybe?

I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.

Babe, are you a mutation in the ACTB gene? Because you've got me actin crazy.

Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my TARDIS. Time Travel maybe?

Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy b**... around here.

Girl, if you were a hatchery, I would be injecting like crazy.

It is crazy, the way you make this heart beat faster the way only sweets can do to me.

I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number... Belay me maybe?

Are you from the home office cause you got me going crazy.

Are you bacon? Because the smell of you in the morning drives me crazy.

Katy: I know this is crazy, but I’m going to text you.

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. But do you wanna pray with me? And hold hands maybe?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge I know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?

Half-off on a roll of 5? They must have some crazy charisma.

You know whats crazy?

I s**... at geometry but i know a cute mf when i see one

Babe, you driving me crazy that I end up in Arkham asylum.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. My name's Saul Goodman, so call me maybe?

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your crazy, beautiful, chaotic world."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for...including my lost sense of normalcy!"

"Are you a tractor? Because you've got all the horsepower to drive my heart crazy."

"Is your heart racing too, or am I the only crazy one? How about a midnight kiss to test that theory?"

"I bet you look enchanting curled up in it, though nothing would beat seeing you unwind over dinner with me."

"Are you a chef? Because whenever I look at you, my heart starts cooking up some crazy feelings."

"Well, aren't we all a bit delusional in love? It's about finding someone who accepts and cherishes our unique brand of crazy."

Are you a dragon? Because you've set my heart ablaze, and it's calling for a nurse's attention.

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Cause every time I see you, I'm stuck in this crazy, white-hot romance."

"Yotam Shayo, are you a monkey? Because bananas aren't the only thing that's driving me crazy about you."

"Your beauty ignites a fire in me that only your touch can extinguish, want to play firefighter tonight?"

"Your beauty ignites a wild flame in me every time I see you, ready to dance in our shared passion."

"Guess we're two of a kind then, crazy about pretty skies and iced coffee. Although, I think you outshine any sunset."

"Is your driving license suspended for driving all my thoughts crazy with your irresistible humor?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially those eyes that drive me crazy."

"Are you a psychopath, or just criminally sexy? Because your allure has me pleading insanity."

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Or should I tell another one?"

"Are you my search history? Because I see 'my kind of crazy' written all over you."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...along with my sanity!"

"Your words sting, sweetheart, but they can't change the fact that your beauty drives me crazy."

"Do you believe in love at first wipeout, or should I surf by again and respond sarcastically this time?"

"Are you a Ghost? Because my heart beats like crazy every time I see you in that Simon Riley costume."

"Is your name Los Santos? Because I can't help but keep coming back, even when you drive me crazy!"

"In your radiant beauty, I'm lost and dazed; you're my perfect blend of charming and crazed."

"My love for you is like a Kpop fan's dedication, it might seem crazy to others, but it's my favorite obsession!"

"Are you a surfer’s dream? Because your sarcasm and beauty is a wave I'd love to conquer."

"Sarcasm's my second language, but the only waves I'm interested in are the ones we could ride together."

"Girl, if you were a chicken wing, I'd be your ranch dip - endlessly amusing, and always ready to spice things up!"

"Tired yet? Coz you've been running through my thoughts all day, driving me crazy with your charm."

"Your combination of beauty and brains is dangerously attractive; it's my favorite kind of crazy, can I join your ride?"

(Berserker) Girl, you make me all crazy about you.

"Are you an elevator? Because whenever I'm with you, it feels like I've reached new heights."