95 Dumb Pick Up lines And Rizz

Hey I like you

I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb

You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

"I admit, I was a lousy writer, Kaylee. But can I rewrite our story?"

"Kaylee, we're like a classic novel--we had a rough chapter, but isn't the redemption part always the best?"

"Though English be dumb, your eyes recite poems, they're a symphony, making my heart its home."

"Your intelligence might not be your strongest suit, but girl, your beauty outshines any Einstein."

"Even if you don't catch every word, your smile tells me you're the most captivating story I've ever heard."

"Is your name Google? Because I may not be the smartest, but I've been searching for you all my life."

Janet: If there were an answer I could give you to how the universe works, it wouldn’t be special. It would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. It would just be a big, dumb food processor. But since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it’s euphoria.

"Are you a light bulb? Because even though you're not the brightest, I still find myself attracted to your glow!"

"I may act dumb, but I'm smart enough to know you're the most gorgeous girl in the room."

"I may be dumb, but even I know you're the most beautiful piece of my universe."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because smart or not, you've already stolen my heart."

"Is your name Google? Even if you don't have all the answers, I find myself wanting to search you all day."

"Sweetheart, your 'yes' is just as intoxicating as your fiery spirit, even as it brands me a 'dumb ass'."

"I won't play dumb, because it takes intelligence to appreciate the beauty of a woman like you."

"The only thing I can't understand is how someone as sexy as you is still single."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you, even though you can't spell 'fine.'"

"Are you a math problem? Because you're adding value to my life even though I'm bad at calculations."

"Did you just fall from heaven? Because Heaven is missing its most adorable angel... who can't solve basic calculus."

"A mind may not be your forte, dear miss, but your beauty outshines the stars in pure bliss."

"Did my eyes just turn into traffic lights? Because whenever they see you, they turn green with envy."

"Hey Kaylee, remember when we used to find metaphors in poems? How about finding a chance in our past mistakes?"

"Well, since you've already said yes, how about we skip the small talk and dive straight into forever?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again with a 'How to Love Dummies' guide?"

"Though words may escape you, your beauty speaks volumes, making all around you bloom like spring's stunning blossoms."

"English may fail me, but with your grace I'm struck, in the language of love we need no luck."

"Pretty Moon, with cats you're smitten, your charm's not dumb, it has me smitten."

"Your 'yes' ignited my world. Fancy igniting some more sparks...over dinner?"

"Kaylee, remember when we used to find metaphors in literature? Maybe it's time we found one in our story."

"Your beauty is so blinding, it makes complex things like pickup lines seem easy to understand."

"You're so vibrant and fun, hanging out with you feels like a roller coaster ride!"

"Your beauty's fluent in a language that's true, even dumb English cannot define you."

"Hey Kaylee, do you remember how we used to exchange thoughts, not just words in this English class?"

"Playing dumb? Never with you, as your intelligence is the smartest thing I've ever fallen for."

"Who needs to act dumb when your intelligence is the only thing I'm attracted to?"

"Kaylee, our story might have ended, but doesn't every great writer revise their drafts?"

"Are you a math exam? Because I'm totally unprepared but I still find myself trying to score."

"Are you a light bulb? Because even if you're not the brightest, you certainly know how to light up a room."

"Gorgeous, you saying 'yes' shines brighter than your eyes, even when you're calling me a dumb ass."

"Is your name Google? Because even though I'm pretty clueless, you've got everything I'm searching for."

"You're so beautiful, even my IQ points increase when I look at you."

"Though English may puzzle, your beauty's no riddle, an allure so stunning it makes my heart fiddle."

"I may act dumb, but it's only because your beauty leaves me speechless."

"Acting dumb may not be my forte, but admiring your beauty certainly is."

"Act dumb? How could I, when your brilliance lights up every conversation we have?"

"Are you a light bulb? Because whenever I see you, everything else seems dim!"

"Though wisdom you lack, your allure's no tall tale, it's as enchanting as a moonlit nightingale."

"My mind may be slow, but my heart beats fast, when I see your glow, I know it's love that'll last."

"Are you my homework? Because I might not be the sharpest tool, but I'm definitely picking you up tonight."

"Kaylee, remember when we used to share notes? How about we start sharing moments again, instead?"

"Alright, no more dumb lines, but seriously: Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a school test? Because even though you're not the brightest, I'm still trying to get an A for Affection."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my smarter glasses on?"

"Remember when we used to find metaphors in everything, Kaylee? Well, our story isn't finished yet."

"Kaylee, let's start a new chapter, where the exes turn into best friends, what do you say?"

"Acting dumb? No, darling, I'm just lost in the brilliance of your mind."

"Your intellect may waver, yet your allure is true, captivating hearts like a breathtaking view."

"Are you a math book? Because we got a lot of problems to solve but I can't resist your endless equations."

"Your intelligence might play hide and seek, but your beauty is always on full display."

"Are you a light bulb? Because when you're around, even my dumbest ideas seem bright."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a dictionary?"

"If love is blind, then it's perfect because I fall for you every time you forget where your keys are."

Are you a joke

Because I'm always thinking about you.
That sounded so dumb I just want to help people

"Don't worry, I won't act dumb, but you do make me crazy with your stunning charm."

"You may not be a smart cookie, but darling, you're the sweetest treat I've ever seen."

"Do you have a map? Because I've lost my way in the simplicity of your thoughts."