110 Funny Pick Up lines And Rizz

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,

I would have a galaxy.

I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.

Do you work for the FBI?

Because I find you funny, beautiful and Intelligent.

If I had a dollar every time I thought of you, I'd have a high tax bracket.

Do you like bagels?

Cuz you’re bae goals.

I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop.

We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

Do you like Nintendo?

Cause Wii would look good together.

If you were a legal document, you'd be a motion to dismiss my loneliness.

Is your name Sharpie? Because you’re making a lasting impression on me.

What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?

Are you a triangle?

Because you'd be acute one.

You may love my funny bone. But you will love my b**... even more.

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling I should take you out.

Are you butterflies? Because after eating you my stomach feels funny.

So roosters are also called c**...? That’s funny.

I can tell you have a good sense of humor

Because it’s funny you think make-up could make you look better than you already do.

“Life’s a joke.”

“Well if it is, it’s only funny around you.”

Hey girl. Are you a Luigi mansion because I am so lost in you.

IDK, I think it is funny,

Do you beIt’s funny to the point that was hot cheerleader, and I was a blundering geek since now WILL YOU MARRY ME?

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for with a smile that lights up my world."

"If you like ranch that much, should I be funny or just dress up as a bottle to win your heart?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a band-aid for your sports medicine career?"

"Your smile is like the evening sun, darling. Beautiful, radiant and melting my heart with every shade of humor."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because just like a dessert, you're sugary, sweet, and divine."

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Or should I tell another one?"

"Do you run a speed dating service? Because with you, it only took me two minutes to fall head over heels."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost... in your seriously entertaining laugh."

"Are you a good book? Because this introvert finds your chapters intriguing, and I'm smiling even when I cry."

"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."

"Am I not funny enough? Because every time I open a joke book, it's always asking for my autograph!"

"Do you like Itachi as much as I like you? Because your beauty is rarer than his Mangekyou Sharingan!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again...in slow motion, with theme music?"

"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"

"Watching those cat videos may be cute, but they've got nothing on your charm and beauty."

"Is your driving license suspended for driving all my thoughts crazy with your irresistible humor?"

"Being hot is one thing, but being funny too? Guess we should share some laughs on a date."

"If you think those fails are funny, wait till you see my attempts at not falling for your smile."

"Do you have a map? I just got lost in your laugh and those dazzling eyes."

"Do you have a map? Because every time I look into your eyes, I get lost in your sense of humor."

"Well, in that case, let's be enemies. That should keep things interesting!"

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, leaving only laughter and love."

"Are you a race? Because when I see you, even Mr. Speed finishes in 2 minutes."

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Or should I keep making funny rizz till you fall for me?"

"Did you just comment 'notice me'? Because my heart just did a whole TikTok dance to that tune!"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your freckle constellation."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your freckles, and your blue eyes are my only compass."

"Are you a piñata? Because I'm falling hard for you, but don't worry, I'll only break the ice, not your heart."

"Sorry if my humor didn't hit the mark. You're too special, I'd hate to disappoint you with my cheesy jokes again."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and my heart rate accelerates."

"Girl, if you were a chicken wing, I'd be your ranch dip - endlessly amusing, and always ready to spice things up!"

"A laugh like a melody, on the court you stand tall, in the game of my heart, girl, you've won it all."

"I must be a ranch packet, because I'm falling for your flavor of laughter and craving to spice up your life."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I send you another invitation letter?"

"Oh, I'm sorry if that missed the mark. Let's move onto something more interesting: your smile, it must be a crime to be that captivating."

"Are you a Jedi? Because when I look at your smile, I forget everything about the sand...and I hate sand."

"Are you a sports medicine book? Because whenever I see you, my heart rate accelerates to training zone!"

"Are you into speed dating? Because seeing you makes my heart race at 60 beats per 2 minutes!"

"Are you a dragon? Because after seeing your tattoos, my heart is on fire and only a nurse can treat it."

"Are you a Jedi? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else in the room becomes a Wookiee."

"Humor always brightens up my day. Good to know we share that! What other surprising quirks should I be prepared for?"

"Just like my favorite joke, your smile brightens up my day and your beauty leaves me speechless."

"Funny how they say love is sweet, yet here you are, wanting to turn my rooster into a donut tower!"

"Are we in a race? Because with just one look from you, I'm already reaching the finish line."

"Do you like ranch? Because I'm ready to mix up some fun and add a little spice to your life."

"Are you a stand-up comedian? Because every time I see you, I get this funny feeling inside."

"Is that a leopard print coat or are you just happy to see me? Because I'm wild about you."