75 Desi Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you looking for some funny and cheesy Desi inspired pick up lines? These pick up lines are tailored for Indian, Pakistani, and other South Asian girls and guys. They are funny and cheesy so you can use these in any situation. These Desi inspired pick up lines feature commonly known phrases, cultural references, and items.

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A good Desi pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

My dad's here now, you can marry me.
Can I borrow a rupee?

I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.
Hey I just met you, and we’re both Desi, but here’s my data, so Shaadi maybe?
You’re like daal to my chawal.

Should we mix it up?
I will curry on loving you,

for as long as life will aloo me.
Are you a dhol? Cause I wanna tap that ass.

Here are 75 desi pick up lines for her and flirty desi rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your desi rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny desi pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty desi joke for a great chat response.

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Your butt is rounder than my idlis.

Hey, girl! You’re like a jelebee.

Sweet and curvy.

Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am goning to marry.

Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.

One night with me and you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

I'll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.

Babygurl are you from Pakistan? cause there's a ban on my thinking capacity every time you are around.

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You’re more garam than my chai.

Were you born on Diwali?

Because you’re a pataka.

Are you a jalebi?

Because there's nothing sweeter than you!

Our kundalis are a perfect match!

Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!

One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.

That sari looks very nice on you,

but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

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Go out with me and you won't be sari.

I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.

Are you wearing a sari?

Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.

Are you heading to India?

Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!

The day I saw you, I cancelled my shaadi.com account

Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?

Sister do you want a date? I bought a full packet when I went to Saudia.

That's a nice sari. Can I talk you out of it?

Tu jaanti nahin mera baap kaun hai.

Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my pehla pyaar? Up above the world so high, I'm not even scared of your bada bhai.

We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It's our destiny to be together, you just don't remember our past life together.

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Using good and clever Desi hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

When I look at you... kuch kuch hotha hai

Will you be my Jawnees? Cause I drop my Jaw and bend on my knees every time I see you

Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?

You are like rice and curry... I could eat you all day.

You are the chutney to my samosa.

You complete me like naraa completes shalwar.

You know, our parents engaged us when we were little... I guess they forgot to tell you.

You look like you could use some hot chocolate.

You put the desi in desirable.

You wanna taste my kulfi?

You're a Salman fan? I love SRK! I've always wanted to have mixed race babies.

You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable

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You're like chutney... you spice up my life!

Aaaaayo girl are you from 1A1? Cause you are the 1 who is A1.

Are you from India? Cause I'm trying to get In-di-a pants.

Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.

Baby, I'd love to squeeze your gulab jamuns.

Baby, we go together like daal and bhaat.

Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai.

Babygurl are you from Pakistan? cause there's a ban on my thinking capacity everytime you are around.

Babygurl you are elfy to my shoes, betnovate to my bruise and Allubukharay ki chatni to my barbecues

Babygurlll are you from Turkey? cause whenever I see you I become a Tharkee.

Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.

Do you like raita? Cause I'd like to get raita up on you.

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These flirty Desi pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Hey bby wanna do some mauja hi mauja, please be my zauja

Hey do you eat a lot of eggplant cause that body is bengan!

Hey I don't like to brag but I have a 10 year U.S. visa.

How about we get together and I mix my pani with your puri.

I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.

I wanna be the sambal to your dosa.

I wanna do things to you that are dirtier than all of India's water bodies combined.

I'll have my mum send a rishta to yours.

I'm like dal, hot, spicy and I'll fill you up.

I'm tired of doing Ikathar Bahattar Ikathar Bahattar, Can we please try Unatthar (69) ?

I've never had to Ask The Sexpert

If you like bananas come with me cause I'm akela.

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Is your dad a mistri? Cause you are such a mystery!

Is your dad CJP? cause there's a suo-moto in my pants every time you're around

My life without you is like bhel without chutney.

Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss.

If I were a tabla, I'd let you kiss me all night long.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Desi love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Desi openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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