110 Jokes Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 jokes pick up lines for her and flirty jokes rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about jokes that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with jokes rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny jokes pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty jokes joke for a great chat response.

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Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

Because I may get a little Rachel.
Hey girl are you a prison?

Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)
2 people walk into a really romantic restraunt

There's no joke, but it could be us
Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
This joke may be cheesy but…

I think your looks are grate

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Short and cute jokes pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about jokes are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.

Hey, would you like to get to know a joke?

Her: “Yes”

*writes down my number and hands it to her

Hey girl , you're exactly like my jokes!

Nobody likes you

“Life’s a joke.”

“Well if it is, it’s only funny around you.”

"I must admit, I love BDSM: Beautifully Designed Sparks of Magnetism with you."

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Or should I tell another one?"

"Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your laugh and it's the best journey I've ever taken."

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Cheesy jokes Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Well, I might not lift you physically, but who knows? I might be able to lift your spirits with my superb lame jokes!"

"Am I not funny enough? Because every time I open a joke book, it's always asking for my autograph!"

"Are you a turtle? Because I find myself shell-shocked by your beauty whenever I'm not napping."

"Ha, nope! The only thing I traffic is good vibes and occasional dad jokes. How's your sense of humor?"

"I'm into B.D.S.M - 'Being Devoted to Sharing M&Ms'. Care to join my sweet little obsession?"

"Do you run a speed dating service? Because with you, it only took me two minutes to fall head over heels."

"I'm basically a Walmart version of James Bond with better jokes, less action, and absolutely no martinis."

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Funny jokes Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Jokes conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"Well, I heard there was a shortage of laughter in your life, and as a certified joke-ologist, I felt it my duty to intervene!"

"Are you a locksmith? Because I'm into BDSM - 'Beautifully Dedicated to Smart Metaphors' and you just unlocked my heart."

"Are you into BDSM? Because I'm totally a Boy Desiring Serious Monogamy."

Eleanor: It's not a joke. I'm a legit snack.

"You're so attractive, even your mom jokes are hot; let's create a story better than any punchline."

"Are you into BDSM too? Because I'm Breaking Down Silly Moments just to make you laugh."

"Are you a knot expert? Because my heart is in a bind, and it's clear you know the ropes of BDSM."

"Are you a chair? Because every time you walk by, I'm floored by how well you support my sitting jokes."

"Well, if I give you my lunch money, how can we split the bill on our first date?"

"Just like bees crave honey, I'm craving your sweet humor and irresistible charm."

"Are you a race? Because when I see you, even Mr. Speed finishes in 2 minutes."

"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."

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Clever jokes Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Jokes hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Hey, are you a fan of BDSM too? I mean, Beautiful Dreams & Sweet Memories?"

"Oh, a spontaneous woman. I like that! As long as you promise to laugh at my bad jokes, deal?"

"Sorry if my humor didn't hit the mark. You're too special, I'd hate to disappoint you with my cheesy jokes again."

"As a pathologist and an introvert, I'm more into 'inside' jokes... like your DNA structure!"

"I'd rather face a hoard of hooligans than miss the chance to chat with you! Bring it on, I'm armed with corny jokes."

"They say I missed my calling as a stand-up comedian, but don't worry, the only thing I'll be throwing are jokes!"

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'my little sexy gingerbread'?"

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Or should I keep making funny rizz till you fall for me?"

"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"

"Are you kidding me? Did you just come out of a joke book, because you've got my sense of humor on a string!"

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Because when I see your smile, I see my future punchline."

"Are you a joke? Because my heart flutters like geese when I laugh at your charm."

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Smooth jokes Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Jokes pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Do I love BDSM? Absolutely! B - Books, D - Dogs, S - Sunsets, M - Music. Want to explore my interests?"

"Are you a fan of BDSM too? Because I'm all about Breakfast, Dinner, Snacks n' Movies for our first date!"

"Are we in a race? Because with just one look from you, I'm already reaching the finish line."

"I'm into BDSM - Books, Dinner, Smiles and Movies. Would you care to join me?"

"Hey there, do you know that BDSM for me means 'Beautifully Dedicated to Sharing M&Ms'? Wanna join in my passion?"

"Just like my favorite joke, your smile brightens up my day and your beauty leaves me speechless."

"I may not always understand a joke, but when it comes to you, I'm serious about how beautiful you are."

"Well, I'm more of a 'risk or reward' guy myself. Care to play? The risk is a dad joke, the reward is... another dad joke!"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the maze of your dad jokes!"

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost... in those eyes and my love for BDSM... that stands for 'Beautifully Divine Smile Moment'."

"I may not know how to take a joke, but I do know I'm seriously falling for your charm and grace."

"Hey, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my Bag of Doritos, Snacks & M&Ms?"

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Flirty jokes Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Jokes pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Girl, if you're bulking up, then I must be falling hard because your strength isn't just physical, it's captivating."

"Do you know what BDSM stands for in my book? Breathtaking, Delightful, Sweet, and Magnificent... just like you!"

"Some dislike mom jokes, but with your intelligence, I'd prefer to flirt with our combined wit and allure."

"Are you a race? Because every time I look at you, even the most 'speedy' men finish in record time."

"Are you into speed dating? Because seeing you makes my heart race at 60 beats per 2 minutes!"

"Are you a corn field? Because every time I hear your jokes, my ears just pop with laughter."

"Well, the only thing I'd hate is if your lame jokes are lamer than mine. It's a tough competition, you know!"

"I love a little BDSM: Books, Dogs, Star Wars, and Mathematics. Wanna get nerdy with me?"

"Is our friendship a joke to you? Because whenever I see you, I always end up laughing in love."

"Are you a joke? Because I'm buzzing with laughter and you're driving away all my fears, especially geese and bees."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again...with my Halloween mask on?"

"Just like a goose chase, getting your attention is thrilling; unlike a bee sting, your beauty is intoxicating."

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Cringe jokes Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"Lol back at you! You're quite the charmer, aren't you? I bet it's not just your jokes that are irresistible."

"Oh, don't worry, I've always been a fan of lame jokes. They're like the dad jeans of humor – out of style but strangely comforting."

"Hi, my heart is like BDSM - Beats Dramatically Seeing Magnificence, especially when it's you I'm looking at!"

"You think I'm joking when I call you sexy? Even my therapist says I've got an acute case of 'you-really-sexy-itis'."

"Darling, your beauty outshines every blonde joke I know. How about we create a love story instead?"

"Are you a stopwatch? Because whenever I see you, even 'speedy' rounds seem to end in two minutes."

"Are you a reaper? Cause every time I look at you, I feel like I'm dying... of laughter!"

"I might not be a comedian, but your smile is the punchline I'd love to create every day."

"I'm really into BDSM - 'Becoming Deeply Smitten, Miss' - and that's all because of your charm."

"Take your time, no rush. I’ll be here with a good conversation and possibly some bad jokes when you’re ready.”

"Are you into BDSM too? 'Books, Dinner, Sleepovers, Movies.' That's my kind of wild night."

"Well, if you're as cool as the weather, we both could use a witty joke to melt the ice!"

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Jokes love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Jokes openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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