110 Guys Pick Up lines And Rizz

If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Your body is a poem

And I am a blind guy that only reads in braille.

When spider bites that guy turns into spider man... can you bite me so that i could be your man

What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

Hope you kings can help a brother out

Have you ever seen lion king? I'm that guy.

I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

Hey u looking handsome, if i were a guy, I'll def dress like u!

Guys, i need a good one about bestfriend thanks

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise!

Disguise who? This guy is your boyfriend!

Do I know you? Because you look just like every guy I've ever murdered.

Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.

After tonight you can say you've been with a man played by George Clooney, Christan Bale and the guy from Top Gun.

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

Was your ex an o**... donor?

Its good u left him Coz you cant be with a guy who can’t even give you his heart

You ever made it with a guy in tights?

Are you Hawkeye? Because you're a hot guy.

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I'll leave.

Need help with rhyming Versace

You guys know the “If you adore her, Dior her”. I’m trying to figure out something with Versace

Sorry for the late reply, I got lost in your eyes for a hot sec

This'll only really work over snapchat but you guys got this

I'm more of a comitology kind of guy.

I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.

They say nice guys finish last, but a true gentleman finishes second.

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

You know what the moon and you have in common?

You guys both shine in my darkest nights

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.

I’m a nice guy…

So I’ll let you finish first.

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

I may not be the best looking guy

But, beauty is just a light switch away

Hey. I'm the guy that discovered fire. Wanna come back to my cave.

Does the sun go down tonight , or is it my turn ?

A guy wrote me Does the sun go down tonight , or is it my turn ? What does that mean?

Are you listed on Amazon? Coz you're in every guy's wishlist.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I am your perfect down to earth type of guy.

Hey guy! It is impossible to contract a disease from a surfboard you have never explore.

Hey, I heard Asian girl loves white guys, it's true huh?

Are you a ender pearl

Because I had to kill a black guy to get to you

Are you my mom’s chappal?(slipper)

Cause you hit different

(Most of you guys won’t understand cause it’s a Asian thingy)

Would you like to be the lucky guy who gets my real number? Give me your phone.

I’m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.

Are you a part of the in-market segment? Because I am the perfect guy.

I bribed the lift guy to stop the ride. We might as well get to know each other.

Hey, do you know the rules?

Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Every guy has his own favorite pair of boxers. If your lucky enough maybe I'll show you mine.

Hey, do you like guys with extra n**...?

*hard stare*

I'm not exactly a violent runed guy but I'd hit that twice.

How does a guy implements Localization in your heart?

Can I put this guys arm around you?

Are you a bowman? Because I’d love to see you blow the guy.

Girl, you are not the girl to drop your standards. And that is why I am the only guy here for you tonight.

Hey gurl are you-

Oh wait, you're a guy with long hair, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry-

This guy ducks in your bed any night.

Do you like mushrooms?

Cuz im a pretty fun guy.

Astra: Guys, don't think what you're fighting against. Consider what you are fighting for!

Hey, are you looking for someone to Netflix and chill with?

Sorry, I’m not right for you then. I’m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are s**....

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge I know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for.

You know what they say about guys with big fins.

Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my p**... or is it too much for you?

Guy: Girl you remind me of a wrench.

Girl: How so?

Guy: Because you make my nuts tighten up.

Guy: Excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: No. Guy: Why not?

"Hi Sadie, just wanted to introduce myself as the guy who's been mesmerized by your beauty from across the room."

"Need a guy friend who can make your heart flutter and still respect boundaries? I'm right here."

"I heard you're taken, but can't a guy appreciate a masterpiece when he sees one? Care to share a snap?"

"How about we let our hearts race together, just like a twin-turbo in a straight line?"

"Did your name come with an instruction manual, PDL? Because you've got 'boyfriend material' written all over you."

"Well, I'm definitely not your mailman! Unless of course, you're into guys who deliver packages...and by packages, I mean witty banter and good vibes!"