103 Historical Pick Up lines And Rizz

You make me want to circle the wagons.

If you were my tour guide you could study my history!

Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.

Hey, wanna’ see what happens when I undo this safety pin?

Are you Upton Sinclair? Because I'd love for you to inspect my meat.

Are you related to Henry Clay? Cause baby you compromise too much and I just wanna make friction.

Would you like to come upstairs and see the sketches I did on the back of a shovel with coal?

None of my 722 wives or 423 concubines under stands me.

When Copernicus theorized that the Sun was the center of the universe he'd never met you.

Sleep with me, or I’ll prove you don’t exist.

Are you from the 1930's? Because you've got a Great D.

On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tomorrow night?

Want to know why they call me the Titantic? Cuz when I go down, the ladies always get off first.

Well it's not like you have a lot of options here Eve.

Is you're last name Oswald, because you just blew my mind!

Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my e**....

Gravity, schmavity. Some things that go up can stay up, if you get my drift.

Wanna watch me churn the butter?

Tell me what you’re wearing.

Are you manifest destiny? Because I believe it is my right to acquire you.

I must be columbus because I wanna explore your body like it's the new world.

Are you a historical landmark? Because Eiffel for you.

Quit Stalin and give me your number.

How would you like to be Bethoveen's Fifth?

I feel an uprising in my lower class.

Is your name Nazca? Cause you look like a beautiful mystery to me, baby.

I found the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes in your eyes.

I'm as thirsty for your love as the pilgrims were for water.

You remind me of the guillotine, i always lose my head around you dear.

Are you from Medieval Times? Cause you Sir Gagsalot

Oh baby, I'd like to plough your field. For real. I have an ox and everything.

Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...

I'll be the Mark Antony to your Cleopatra, I'd let my empire fall for you.

My, what an enormous and well-equipped army you have.

Hey baby, is your name Lee Harvey Oswald? Because I want to see your grassy knoll and have you blow my mind.

The emancipation proclamation didn't end all slavery cuz my heart is a s**... 4 u.

Call me Paul Revere, because I would like to give you a midnight ride. Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?

How would you like to experience Paul Revere's Midnight ride?

Girl, you must be Neil Armstrong, because that's one small step for man, one giant leap for my heart.

Is your name Maya, cause I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.

You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages,

you light up my world.

Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?

Girl, you must've been built in Oak Ridge because you're the bomb.

Is your name Ferdinand? Because I'd let you straight in my Magellan.

Is that a musket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey girl, are you a Proletariat? Because I can feel an uprising in my lower class.

Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire.

The Sistine Chapel was nothing.There’s something bout lying on your back & getting filled with inspiration.

Are you the Weimar Republic? Because you’ve given me a serious case of hyperinflation.

What do you mean you don't wanna have kiss with me? Don't you know who my father is?

Is it 1492? Cause I'd sail the ocean blue just to discover you.

Hey, its the 150th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address today, let's get coffee.

I’ll tell you a sad story, if you’ll but lend me an ear.

Have we reached the Age of Enlightenment? Cause' you enlight me, baby!

"Oh, China is quite diverse! With its historical landmarks and amazing cuisine, it can be an adventure for the right explorer."

I'll be your Secretary of the Interior.

"Are you a historical artifact? Because I just can't stop digging you."

Were your pants made by karl marx? because baby, that kiss is inspiring an uprising in my lower class.

"Great idea! For starters, if you could have dinner with any historical figure, who would it be and why?"

"Even in a country so historically rich like Israel, you're still the most captivating story I'd love to explore."

Baby, you are hotter than the Great Fire of London.

I'm no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.

"Are you a historic battleground? Because my heart is planning a full-scale invasion."

They don't call me Alexander the Great for nothing, you know.

I’m not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.

There's a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings.

"Are you a supernova? Because your smile lights up my universe like no historical star ever could."