110 Situational Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 situational pick up lines for her and flirty situational rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about situational that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with situational rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny situational pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty situational joke for a great chat response.

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A good Situational pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I know a situation where you would come out on top.
Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a c**....
As a diver, it's my responsibility to let you know...I go deep!
My empty space is filled with you in my life.
I tried to use OGP, but they didn’t have the snack I wanted. Could I pick you up instead?
Facts vs truth, I did not believe angels exists, and tonight you are the living fact.

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Short and cute situational pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about situational are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Girl, I would like to occupy the same space as you at the same time.

I am a diver, I can breathe through my ears.

You should see the size of the one that got away.

Save Water. Shower together with me.

Damn girl, are your parents ghost producers? Cuz I can't believe you're responsible for dat ass.

Hey baby! I can help you find the thick iron rod if it gets missing in the midst of darkness.

Are you a casual dining restaurant? Because babe I want casually eat you up tonight.

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Cheesy situational Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Babe, are you a restaurant? Because you look mighty tasty tonight.

Come on back to the compactor and let's make a bail.

Feel my wetsuit, it’s made of girlfriend/boyfriend material.

I need three things: the sun for the day, the moon for the night, and you for the whole life.

s**... is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get o**... goodies.

A day without you is like a night without the moon.

It is often in the darkest skies that we see the brightest stars. And babe you are my star tonight.

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Funny situational Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Situational conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Are you Jamaican? cuz ja'makin me h**...

Are you listed on Amazon? Coz you're in every guy's wishlist.

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.

You’re like an award-winning fish. And I want to catch you tonight.

You are the sun to my moon. There’s no one else I would rather bang.

Fact or fiction? I make the best breakfast in bed. You will have to test my claim.

It doesn't matter if we reverse or forward park, as long as we do not parallel park.

Girl, you don't need a ticket to park here any time.

Babe, the party starts when you walked into my hotel room.

Are you my Amazon Shopping Cart, because I am never abandoning you.

Do you want self-service or full-service from my pumps?

Astra: You are ready for this situation, right my friends?

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Clever situational Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Situational hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Girl, are you a parking space? Because you sure are tight.

Are you a shower? Because you will squirt and shower me tonight.

Aaron Carter: hey, If my brother nick lets me maybe we can go out. My t**... are bigger than your so I can breast feed if we have children

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in this cold desert.

Do you like Pizza? because I want a pizza dat ass

My penis is more of a Finding Nemo situation.

Sun for the day. Moon for the night. And you for the rest of my life.

Babe, you looking for parking? Because I want to to speed into your dms.

Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?

Babe, the shower isn't the only thing that will clean you up tonight.

Babe I just wrote a complaint to Amazon, because they do not ship you.

Do you have a shower? Because you are so hot that I never want to leave you.

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Smooth situational Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Situational pickup lines make her give you her number.

These pick up lines are s**.... Let's just have s**....

I'm Max Bottom time. Mind if I go down?

Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?

Want to join the 10 meter/30 feet club?

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Do you wanna play trains? Sit on my face while i ChooChoo.

I am Shopify Plus, once you go Plus, you never go back.

Hey baby girl, are you a Tiktok dance? Cause you’re annoying as h**... and everyone is doing you.

Babe are you the snack section in Walmart? Because I want to reach deep into you.

I have a beard. And I am good at s**....

Do you Magna c**... Laude here often?

As a matter of fact, the only one matters is you.

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Flirty situational Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Situational pick up lines are made to get him interested.

How about we go out and just look at the moon?

Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.

I am a Shopify Developer, I solve all of your problems to get money.

Are you Javascript on Shopify? Because I want to test you and render you tonight.

Do you like trains? Because I am aTrackted to you.

Are you TikTok? Because I am doing it and you are liking it.

Show me your t**... and I'll give you some bits.

Are you a dry desert? I want to turn your deserted land into some sweet Wetlands.

Forget about traveling to space. I want to travel to your ass instead.

Do you work at a restaurant? Because I want you to be my head chef.

Redstone is red, Lapis is blue, I’d trade all my views just to be with you.

We can have s**..., but let’s make it quick blinds are up in 7 minutes

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Cringe situational Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Babe, the only moon missing is our honey moon.

Do you want to go to a restaurant? You can't spell menu without me and you.

Babe, you can count me on as the moon. You are the center of my world.

Babe, I can use your Bootie any time.

This diaper rash ointment isn't for my ass, it's for a tattoo that just so happens to be on my ass.

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

Girl, are you from the Amazon? Cause there's no instant gratification than you.

Are you a train set? Because my train wants to go through your tunnels.

Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I'd rather ride in your truck and have s**....

Is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

Girl, this isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank that can power you all night long.

Can I check out your tank rack?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Situational love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Situational openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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