110 Holds Pick Up lines And Rizz

Your hand looks super heavy..!

Let me hold it for you

Wait hold up, are you a bowling ball?

Cause I wanna stick three fingers in u ;)

Hey girl are you a barrier constructed, across a river, to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply?

Because, dam....

I am not very good at holding conversations...

So can I hold your hands instead?

Is your hand heavy?

Cause I’ll hold for you.

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.

If I told you you had a celestial body would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a great body triangle would you hold it against me?

You’re emo too?! Let’s hold each other and s**....

If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?

*Hits hand somewhere*

+ o**... are you ok?

- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.

Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

Want to hold my shaft?

Would you like to hold my sonic screwdriver?

Wanna hold the priesthood?

I s**... at holding conversations. can i hold your hand instead?

Do you like Wendy's

Then you'll like it Wendy's hands hold yours

You hold me until I recover my Y chromosome again.

Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?

I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.

I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.

My love for you is like explosive diarrhea

I just can’t hold it in

If I said you had no control over your body would you hold it against me?

It's not about how big it is, but how long you can hold it up.

Hold up girl lemme wear my astronaut suit

Cause you're shining like a star

On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, hold up until you see my snake.

I’m a fermata, hold me.

Are you a ballet barre?...because I want to hold onto you and never let go.

Are you a ballet barre? 'Cause I wanna hold onto you.

If I told you you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me?

Want to see what I'm holding?

Your hands looks heavy...can I hold them for you

If you're good I'll let you hold my Matrix.

How many roses

I: You hold one rose and stand in front of the mirror. How many roses do you see?

She: Two. One in mirror, one in my hands.

I: No, i's three.

She: How's is it three?

I: Are you not counting yourself too?

She blushed when I said this. And a date it is!

If I said you had a beautiful front page, would you hold it against me?

If I told you that you had a nice governing body, would you hold it against me?

I cant hold a conversation but,

I can hold you against a wall and call you pretty

How about you hold my can while I audit your body thetans?

Will you hold my hand?

I get lost easily.

How about you act like a fermata and let me hold you.

I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.

Are you able to hold my dragon bone?

I wanna hold you like a Fermata. A really long time, until I run out of air.

My coffee isn’t hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?

Your hair is holding up surprisingly well despite these humid conditions.

Are you holding the people of Gotham in a constant state of fear? Cause girl you da BOMB!

I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.

My love for you is like diarrhea

I just cant hold it in

You've put a hold...on my heart.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Are you a guitar because i love holding you by the neck and listening to the sounds you make when I play with you.

Like a vacuole in a cell, your beauty holds all I need, What a stunning mystery, you indeed proceed.

Your hands look lonely...

Would they like to hold mine?

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum. If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?

I cannot tell which is more radiant, you or the moon… , I could star at you both all night but you I could hold..

I've got my eyes on you, you're everything that I see, I want your hot love and emotion endlessly. from "Hold On, We're Going Home"

I'm not really good at holding conversations

Can I hold your hands instead ?

Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.

Q: what're you going to be for Halloween? Her reply: some slutty version of someone, you? A: was thinking a cytoskeleton but I don't know if I can hold it all together.

Are you looking for a bag of holding? 'Cuz I've got a bag you can hold...

I wouldn't mind if you used Hold Person on me.

Will you hold it against it me if I promote my p**... at the back of your board?

Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?

Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?

If you're good I'll let you hold my AllSpark.