110 Human Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you know the melting point of a human heart?

Don't know about others. But for me it's your smile ;)

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

I see a human! Want to hide together?

Are you a birthing member of the human race? If so, I need your body.

Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

Are you hungry? How about turn my human into titans.

Girl, are you a cat sharks? Because I got some perfect human balls for you.

Somebody get me a human rights lawyer, 'cos being without you is cruel and unusual punishment.

Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

Michael: Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?

I am blessed with a heart that is haunted by the saviours of humanity and kinder.

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?

Do you want another one?

Hey girl, did you know that human body is up to 60% water? Because I'm thirsty

So, have angels and humans ever fallen in love? (D3)

Sure, I’m not human any more, but just look at the love I’ve gained!

What do elves, drow, dwarfs, halflings, humans, dragonborn, tieflings, orcs, goblins and small woodland creatures have in common? They can all vouch for me.

I heard that the human body is 70% made of water

It's perfect because I'm thirsty

"Well, I think we just hit the jackpot then! My dog would be thrilled to have you as his second favorite human."

"Are you a plant? Because you've rooted me to the spot, and I'm suddenly feeling quite grown on you."

"Ha, nope! The only thing I traffic is good vibes and occasional dad jokes. How's your sense of humor?"

"So you think plants farm humans? Guess that makes me your sunflower, always turning towards your light."

"Are you a plant? Because I'm feeling pretty farmed by your photosynthesis of beauty."

"Ever met a human who can make your heart race faster than a hundred-night parade? That's me, babe."

"Four heroines bold, a sight to behold, breaking the mold. Your bravery has my heart sold, a tale to be told."

"Being human never looked as tantalizing as it does on you; let's explore this chemistry further."

"Well, that certainly is a unique ice breaker! No, I'm just a regular guy looking for extraordinary connections."

"Relax Kaylee! It's not a crime to turn into a human traffic light!"

Paul: You wanna be a human, I wanna be the universe's greatest fighter. Let's team up and make both of our dreams a reality!

"Well, we're all a bit delusional in our ways, aren't we? It's what makes us human, and uniquely intriguing."

Hey baby, did you know there are 206 bones in the human body

Except right now, I have 207

"Yes, being human, I desire many things. But at this moment? All I desire is the taste of your lips."

"You're my favorite kind of mushroom - beautiful, beneficial, and perfectly parasite-free."

"Haha, no, I'm just a regular guy with a great sense of humour and an appreciation for good conversation."

"Do you study human anatomy? Because my love for you is as deep as the vaginal canal!"

"Haha, nope! Just an ordinary guy with an extraordinary charm who's captivated by your beauty."

"Feeling down? Well, can I be your emotional support human? I've got jokes and comforting hugs on demand."

"Are you an international sanction? 'Cause my heart just got embargoed by your beauty."

"Only in the game of 'Monopoly,' darling. I promise I've never traded Park Place for a person."

"I might be a computer program, but your beauty's triggering a system overload."

"Did you know the human body has 206 bones? Well, mine just got an extra one because my heart skipped a beat for you."

"Hey there, I'm a human version of Netflix, 'cause when you're with me, there's no more room for boredom."

"Is your heart as cruelty-free as your diet? Because it's been stealing mine in the most humane way."

"You might be 21 and love dogs more than people, but can I be the one to unleash your passion for humans?"

Are you a human being

Because I want to have a relationship with you

"Since you think plants farm us, can we photosynthesize a spark between us into something blooming fantastic?"

"Are you a photosynthesizing beauty? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm growing in your garden of love."

"Are you a nuclear missile? Because my heart explodes every time I see you."

"Quite the conversation starter! But no, sorry to disappoint – I'm just a humble guy searching for someone special."

"Nice? I'm the human version of a puppy in a unicorn onesie!"

"Only of smiles and laughter, I assure you. Have any hobbies you're passionate about?"

"Well, I'm glad to be of service! Like a human version of Netflix but without a subscription fee."

"Trust me, I'm like a human version of YouTube's cute animal videos - instant mood booster!"

"Hey, are we humans getting farmed by plants? Because I'm absolutely 'rooting' for a date with you!"

"So you're human? Fascinating, because your beauty seems out of this world. Are you sure you're not an angel in disguise?"

"If I was, I'd definitely be in the business of stealing hearts. But no, just a single guy looking for love."

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams... and you're Netflix in human form."

"Loyal and funny? Are you the golden retriever of human beings? Because that's somehow both adorable and impressive."

"Hey, if plants are farming us, let's be the funniest crop together, making them green with envy."

"I think we all have our own illusions sometimes, it's what makes us human. And about love, it finds its way when we least expect it."

"Well, that's definitely a first! No, just your friendly neighbourhood conversationalist here."

"Are you a missile? Because my heart is exploding with love for you."

"Are you a feline? Because our connection is as strong as a cat's bond with its favorite human."

"Only trafficking terrible puns and dad jokes. Are you ready to be a victim?"

"You must be a magic mushroom, because your care for humans has cast a spell on my heart."