110 Health Pick Up lines And Rizz

Babe, I am better than the vaccine because I got a big stimulus package.

Left or right arm? Either way I am going to make both of your arms sore when I am done.

I hope you can do CPR, because I am drowning in your beauty.

My love for you is like diarrhea. Explosive and impossible to keep in.

First shot or second shot? Want to celebrate with me on a date in a week?

Would you settle for me tonight?

Girl, you must know CPR. You breathe new life into my dying heart.

Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my depression status?

Not sure if fart or explosive diarrhea? It's OK, you can be sure my love for you is real.

I got all these inhalers, but you still take my breath away.

Are you depressed? Because you make me want to end my life without you.

Break up with your girlfriend like she’s polio, because she is 99.9% history.

Girl are you inhaler? I need to keep on hitting you to stay alive.

Are you drowning? Because I think you need some mouth to mouth CPR.

Babe, you must be diarrhea, because I am coming nonstop.

I want to come for me like diarrhea, you won't be able to stop.

Babe, I don't need v**... to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.

A shot of me is going to make your life much better.

I am going to take your breath away tonight, but don't worry I am CPR certified.

Babe I am like the covid vaccine, you cannot stop with just 1 shot of my load.

Girl are you a covid vaccine? Because I have had my breathe taken away without you.

Are you CPR? Because you got my heart pumping again.

Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?

I better have full health bar because I cannot survive the fall damage from falling for you.

Are you depression? Because I have known you all my life.

Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.

What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.

My health is low I need to get with someone to restore it.

Hey can you pass me my inhaler, because you have to help me breath again after you took my breath away.

Babe, I got depression. But that's OK, because I can go down for you any night.

If you're not a health inspector, I'd like to treat you with my street dog.

Are you depression. Because I want you to f*ck the life out of me all day long.

Girl, my inhaler is not working for me. Maybe CPR from you will help.

Babe, you got asthma? I got better ways to open up your airway.

Babe I feel empty inside, and you are the only one filling up my depression with hope.

Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.

Girl are you the Pfizer or Moderna vaccine? Because I just had to come back for seconds.

Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of o**....

Babe, I'll make you feel like diarrhea, you will keep on coming until your legs get soft.

Are you my crippling depression? Because you are like a drug to me.

Are you asthma? Because I want to use you as an inhaler.

Babe, I want to become your inhaler because it's getting all the action.

Am I feeling butterfly in my stomach right now or did I just miss my booster?

Girl you got asthma? You will need some chest compression now.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you depression? Because I am in a downward spiral thinking about.

The only depressed event tonight is that you haven't gone home with me yet.

Babe are you hot diarrhea? Because I am about to come out of you like lava.

Did it hurt when you fell from 100.4°F?

Do you want to learn CPR? Let me demo you some mouth to mouth action.

"I'm like a multivitamin, good for your health and best taken daily!"

My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours.

Are you a vaccine or just immune to my charms?

"If caring about you is bad for my health, then I guess I'm really sick... with love."

I'm not a CPR dummy, but you can practice mouth-to-mouth on me any day.

Babe, I want you like I want diarrhea, I can't wait to have you come for me.

Are you depression? Because I cannot think of anyone else that can bring me happiness.

Did you just get the vaccine? Want to see how good I can make you feel in 15 minutes?

Girl, swallow all you want, I promise you won't have diarrhea after this.

I have found a cure for depression! And that is you in my life.

"Well, a mysterious, health-conscious guy has to keep his high fiber secrets, right?"

Babe, I don't know CPR, but I know how to blow some excitement into your life.

Hey baby, are you from the Red Cross? Because I've got some s**... health humanitarian needs.

Girl, you so hot you giving me an asthma attack.

Are you Franklin Roosevelt? Because you bought me out of a Great Depression with a New Deal.

Babe, you got asthma, time to inhale my tips.

Are you the covid vaccine? Because I am 94% sure you having positive effect on me.