84 Insect Pick Up lines And Rizz

If you we're a South African marubi ant, I'd attack the current queen for you.

Hey, I'm a fruit fly of course I like bananas!

Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?

I'm glad I have compound eyes, because girl, you're looking fly.

Im like mosquitoes. Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.

Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.

You might just be a blue bottle, but when I look at you I see butterfly.

Which is your favourite insect?

Mine are the butterflies you give me

Yo! Wanna carry my sac?

Are you an exotic insect collector? Because you give me butterflies.

You give me butterflies in all four of my stomachs.

Are you a lightning bug? Because you light up my world!

"Just like bug spray repels insects, your beauty repels any chance of me looking away."

"If my feelings for you were insects, our love story would be an epic nature documentary."

"If I could be any insect, I'd be a butterfly, to land on your shoulder and steal a kiss."

I'm getting kinda hungry. Wanna have s**...? (Female Praying Mantis)

If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?

"Like a firefly in the night, your allure illuminates my world, igniting sparks of desire I can't resist."

Is that your ovipositor, or are you just going to sting me?

"Your beauty must be nectar, as you've got every insect here buzzing with excitement."

"Are you a termite? Because you're making my heartwood pound like never before, lady!"

"While these insects are drawn by the light, I'm captivated by your radiance that outshines any bug's attraction."

"I hope you have an insect license, because every time we talk, you unleash a whole zoo of butterflies in my stomach."

"Are you a firefly? Because your beauty lights up even the darkest parts of my life."

"You must be a butterfly because every time I see you, my stomach feels like it’s full of fluttering caterpillars."

"If beauty were a bug, you'd definitely be an exotic butterfly, making hearts flutter every time you pass by."

"Are you a lightning bug? Because your smile lights up my world like nothing else."

Would you bite my head off if I said that you're one sexy mantis?

"Is your name Bumblebee? Because you've got me buzzing with excitement every time I see you."

If there was an opening at the bee colony, you'd be able to get a job as the bee's knees.

You're sweeter than honey

I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you s**... the sweet pollen right out of me?

What is the difference between me and mosquito? A mosquito will stop s**... once you slap it.

Your like a bright light and im like a bug, because im so darn attracted to you.

Your sister said you were ugly, so keep my eyes covered and let's get on with it!

Are you a wing? Because my insect glaive just got some white essence from you.

I guess I've equipped the Insect Glaive, 'cos I wanna mount you!

I want to mount you like a Frenchman with an insect glaive.

You're bee-utiful.

Wanna do the waggle dance?

This might sting...

So what do you say later on we go out for some coffee table? (Termite)

My spidey sense isn't the only thing tingling.

My heart beeats for you.

Is that your stinger? Or are you just pleased to see me?

If you were a bee, I'd keep you!

If I was a fruit fly, I'd land on you first. Because you are so sweet.

I will be happy to bite you.

I want you more than a Giant Sider wants light.

I used to waste time chasing butterflies , but nowadays because of you, I have them in my stomach.

I don't think you're ready for my royal jelly.

How about we get together and cross pollinate?

Honey, your thorax is huge!

Honey, you're the bee's knees!

Honey, I'm stuck on you.

High five! Oops! I guess you're stuck with me.

Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.

Hey baby, what do you say we go out for a bite! (Mosquito)

Don't worry, that ain't web fluid. (Spider)

Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy

Boy: "So you going to be a butterfly all night?" Girl: (puzzled look) Boy: "You know, pretty to see but hard to catch!"

Are you good at dissecting insects? Good. There's something I want you to see inside my fly.

Every day with you is like a honeymoon.

Are you a termite? Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

Are you a fly guy? Because you sweep me off my feet.

Pollinate me.

Gimme a buzz and I'll bee yours.