88 Jack Pick Up lines And Rizz

You can Apple Jack me off any time.

Are you a pumpkin? Because I am going to jack you up tonight.

Babe are you a pumpkin baby? Because daddy jack is here to make you mine.

Girl, I am a mechanic. And I know how to jack you up and make you feel alright.

"Hey Laura, I'm Jack... as in Jack of all trades. Except knitting, I can't knit to save my life."

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack tripped over the candle stick. Well, goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

"I'm Jack, and they don't call me 'short' for nothing. But let's grab a drink and see where it 'drives' us."

"Jolene might have a song, but with your charm, you could inspire an entire album in our video calls."

"Is your name Jack, 'cause I've been feeling like a Queen of Hearts whenever you're around."

"Hey there, I'm Jack Mayer, short in height but long on love; let's get drunk on it."

"Just like the Jolene song, our video calls strike a chord in my heart; you're the sweetest melody, darling."

"I'm Jack Mayer, just five feet tall, my love for you stands the tallest of all."

"Just like our video calls, life without your smile is impossible; I'd pick playing Jolene for you over anything."

"Just like Jack-8 Tekken needs his debugger, I need your love to fix my lonely nights."

"Do you have a map? Because like Laughing Jack, I get lost in your laughter and your smile is my only treasure!"

"Every video call with you feels like a Jack-free zone, your laughter outshines even Jolene's melody."

"Hey there, I'm Jack Mayer. I might only be 5 foot tall, but in my huge white truck, I feel like a giant."

"No need for a costume, dear, your smile lights up the night brighter than any jack-o-lantern."

"Are you Laughing Jack? Because whenever I'm with you, all I do is laugh till my sides crack!"

"Our video calls eclipse all others; you're the only girl I'd serenade Jolene to."

"Are you a Jack-8's debugger? Because every time I fall, you always manage to pick me up."

"Video calls with you are my sweetest melody, just like the Jolene song I played only for you."

"Are you Laughing Jack? Because every time I see you, my heart starts performing its own creepy-carnival acrobatics!"

"Is your name Jack-8? Because my heart is debugging with love for you."

"Hey, I'm Jack Mayer, I might be short but my love for you is taller than my huge white truck."

"Hey girl, are you Jack-8's debugger? Because every time I'm with you, I feel like all my errors are fixed."

Hey, are you a lumberjack?

Cause you sure got my lumber jacked.

"As Jack, I've been searching for my Queen of Hearts. I didn't know she'd be dressed in a full deck!"

"Are you a Creepypasta character? Coz every time you look at me, my heart rate goes 'Eyeless Jack' up the roof."

"Is your name Jack Hughes? Because every time I see you, it feels like my heart is scoring the winning shot."

"Are you a parrot? Because when I look at you, all I can say is 'Polly want a cracker...jack date with you!'"

"Start a snowball fight with Jack Frost, just watch out for his icy right hook!"

"Are you a mechanic? Because this 5-foot Jack is tipsy and could use a lift to his giant white truck."

"Is your name Jack? 'Cause I can't help but crack a smile whenever I see you coming back!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water

After all that’s what we are gonna name our son and daughter

Excuse me is your daddy a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? because every time i look at you i get wood in my pants

"Jack's my name, driving a truck white and huge, let's toast to us with a deluge."

"Hey, I'm Jack Mayer, shorter in height but long on charm. How about we hit the road in my huge white truck?"

"Every video call with you is a symphony, sweetheart. The only one I'd pause my Jolene for."

"Like Jack-8 in Tekken, I can't debug my system from falling for you."

Hi, i'm Captain Jack Harkness.

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your Eyeless Jack-like, mysterious gaze."

"Like Jack-8 in Tekken, I may be a robot, but my love for you is as real and overused as this line."

"Just like our video calls, you make every moment brighter, just as Dolly Parton honoured Jolene, I honour you."

"Are you a hockey fan? Because just like Jack Hughes, you've got me positively spellbound by your moves."

"Just like Jack-8 from Tekken, you've mastered the art of capturing my heart... now how about a round of love?"

"They call me Jack and I'm an alcoholic, but the only thing I'm intoxicated by tonight is your beauty."

"Are you my Jack-8 Tekken? Because every time I debug my heart, it points to your love."

"Baby, they call me Jack. My heart is as big as my white truck, and I'm intoxicated by you."

"Are you a timber? Because every time I see you, my heart starts lumber-jacking!"

"They say I'm short, but don't worry, I make it up with a tall drink and even taller tales in my oversized truck!"

"Are you my Jack-8 debugger? Because you've just detected a malfunction in my heart, it won't stop beating for you."

Hey. Wanna see my one eyes jack?

Blood is red. My wardrobe is black.

I don't hate you, as much as I hate Jack.

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Are you Bubble Guppies

Because I would jack of watching you

Are you a guitar?

Cause I'd like to slip my cable into your input jack.

Is your name Jack?

Cuz i'd like you to hammer me

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Girl, are you Marty McFly?

Because I wanna go jack to the future.

Hey are you a Lumber Jack?

Because I’ll let you go downtown with my morning wood

I'd love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

You're into cars? I make one heck of a jack.

Excuse me is your daddy a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? because everytime i look at you i get wood in my pants

Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from.

Are you cold? Would you like a jacket? Because you can jack it when we get back to my place