110 Kidding Pick Up lines And Rizz

As a kid I used to chase butterflys, never thought you'd give me them for free

Your kids are going to look cute af

But the y is silent

Hey girl, Are you an anaconda?

Coz I want you to swallow my future kids

Are you a gorilla exhibit?

Because I want to drop a kid in you.

Can I be the Mother of your kids?

Let’s go beat up some emo kids!

I used to chase butterflies as a kid. I never knew you'd give them to me for free!

Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?

Your mouth seems like an orphanage. Can I put my kids in?

Don’t worry; I played Tetris as a kid

I can make it fit.

Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?

Cause I wanna drop a kid in you

Hey girl are you an 1800’s factory...

Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids

Your kids will be cute

But Y is silent.

Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

Are you Harambe's Enclosure?

Because I want to drop a kid inside you.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Are you a preschool?

Cause I want my kids to be inside you

Are you a school?

Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Are you an orphanage?

Because I want to dump my unwanted kids in your back door.

Are you a school

Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Are you a factory during the industrial revolution?

Because I want to put a bunch of kids inside you

Yo girl are you a reverse Harambe?

Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.

I love this story

The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

How did the goth kid become the lacrosse captain? He cut his way to the top.

If you're feeling kinda h**..., baby I want to make you mine. (Kid in Love)

Are you a school?

Cause i’m about to shoot some kids inside of you

Your kids are going to be beautiful

But the Y is silent

Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.

You don't want kids? It's fine we can always woohoo.

Hey girl, are you the foster care system?

Because some kids are about to get lost in you

My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.

Jett: Think you can keep up? Who am I kidding? You know you can't keep up.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Are you Harambe's enclosure?

Because I wanna drop a kid in you

Girl, instead of kiss, woohoo, getting married, and have kids all in one day. Let's do it in a life time.

My kids can speak 5 languages and I can o**... in 6.

You must be made of sour patch kids.

Because I could eat you until my tongue is raw.

Are you a school bus?

Cuz I wanna fill you with kids

Are you the shallow end? Because I want to put my kids in you.

Hey girl, hope you like kids

Cause I'm about to turn your mouth into a daycare

Are you a raisin? And in 9 months you’ll be raisin the kids from our date.

"Are you an iPad? Because I can't seem to stop swiping right on you."

"Like a storybook's ending, you're a dream that's been planned, boy you're the wonder that makes childhood grand."

"Like a playful kid with a sunny smile, you make my heart race miles after every while."

Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?

Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

"Are you a Stray Kids song? Because I can't get you out of my 'My Pace', girl."

"If love was a song, it would be 'My Pace'. Because every time I see you, my heart races uncontrollably."

"If you were a song by BTS, you'd be 'Blood, Sweat & Tears' because you make my heart race uncontrollably."

"Alright, no more kidding around. How about we make some real conversation over a cup of coffee?"

"Are you kidding me? Did you just come out of a joke book, because you've got my sense of humor on a string!"

"Wearing my hoodie, looking divine, could you be the mother of future kids of mine?"

"Your smile is as captivating as Stray Kids' harmony, can we make our own perfect symphony together?"

"Wow, getting laid every second day? Sounds exhausting. Ever tried laying down a good book instead? Just kidding!"

Are you a school?

Cuz i wanna shoot some kids inside you
(Works only for unorthodox bad-ass chicks)

"If we were to have children, they'd have your beauty and my charm - a combination no one could resist."

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

"Apologies for missing Children's Day, but I was too distracted imagining how beautiful our future kids would be."

"Are you a Lunchables pack? Because I'm feeling like a kid again and I can't handle your 'fun-size' appeal."

"Is your heart a loving home? Because I see a future where our kids are playing in its yard."

"Your beauty's got me feeling like a kid in a candy store, maybe we could satisfy each other's cravings tonight?"

"Like a Stray Kids' song, you stir up feelings in me that no other girl can."

"So you think I'm a kid? How about we play a little game and see who falls in love first?"

"Is this a prank? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've just won the lottery of love!"

"You might call me a kid, darling, but trust me, I play grown-up games perfectly."