110 Land Pick Up lines And Rizz

I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you obviously landed on your face.

Did it hurt when you fell from the Battle Bus? Because you've landed straight in my heart's landing spot!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

Are you fresh farm land? Because you look ready to plow.

I thought the land of fairies was further South. And I am ready to go down to find out.

You can consume my Lands Between Rune tonight.

Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s no lady fairer than you in all the land.

I’ve been looking at the analytics, and I’d like to make you my landing page.

I want to go on a journey explore your Lands Between.

Babe, looking to expand your house? Because I can construct additional unit into your private lands.

When you walk in to the room, all my spotlight lands on you.

Where you flying today? B/c you landed in my heart.

How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?

If you land in Jail tonight during monopoly, would you be open for some conjugal visit.

Are you a landing page? Because you just give me a call-to-action.

Did you know I was a monopoly board? Because you and your friends could land on me all night long?

(Sorcerers) Let's do some Reverse Gravity before I land my Punishing Strike.

I must be a rocket ship because I wanna land in ur-a**...

"Are you a birdwatcher? Because I've been feeling like a rare species ever since you landed in my life."

"Come sail in my ocean of love, sweetheart, and you'll forget what dry land ever felt like."

"Are you a pilot? Because my heart's been on autopilot ever since I saw your stunning landing."

Haha, I'll take a wild guess... Is it the mystical land of Unicornia, where rainbows never end and laughter fills the air?

Hey girl are you a planet?

Because I want to land on Uranus

"Absolutely, the Land of the Rising Sun has a unique charm. Ever tried sushi at its origin? It's a whole new world."

"Are you from Samoa? Because whenever I see your smile, I feel like I've landed in paradise."

"Are you Snow White? Because even the fairest in the land could not match your captivating charm."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or did you use Gorilla Glue to stick the landing into my heart?"

"Is your name Thailand? Because my heart's been exploring the contours of Thigh-land all night."

"Adventure awaits us, in lands old and new, With you by my side, every view would be a heavenly view."

"Forehead or not, every time I look at you I forget how to land... because I'm already falling for you!"

"Wearing that American inspired swimsuit, you've turned this pool party into my personal land of the free, home of the babe."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and landed in this crime scene?"

Oh, I'm really good at guessing! I'd say your native place is... the mystical land of unicorns and rainbows! Am I close? 😉

"Are you Paul from Tekken? Because you've just landed a combo straight to my heart."

"Ahh, Jamaica, the land of warmth and enchanting rhythms. Ever been there? Or do you just enjoy its tropical allure from afar?"

"If I could be any insect, I'd be a butterfly, to land on your shoulder and steal a kiss."

"As you drift to moonlit land, your grace outshines the stars unplanned."

Let me consult my crystal ball... I'm sensing KaroMeri's native place is a mystical land where unicorns roam freely and chocolate flows like rivers! 🦄🍫

"Is your name Lisbon? Because my heart has been traveling and it's just landed on you."

"Just like the fertile lands of Mesopotamia, your beauty is bountiful and leaves a mark in history."

Oh, I've got it! Your native place must be the land of unicorns and rainbows, am I right? 🦄🌈

I’d convert on your landing pages anytime.

Haha, I'm going to take a wild guess and say... the land of unicorns and rainbows? 🦄🌈

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed right in my heart."

"Since you've already fallen for my charm, how about we make the landing a bit smoother over dinner tonight?"

Haha, I'll take a wild guess... is it in the land of unicorns and rainbows? 🦄🌈

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed right in front of me?"

"Are you the queen of thigh land? Cause your legs are a kingdom I'd love to explore."

"Hey Mary, if I were a ladybug, I'd land only on the most beautiful flower - that's you."

"Are you Snow White? Because you brighten every room, just like the fairest in the land."

"Darlin', your smile outshines the sunrise over my fields, and I'd rather plow your heart than my land any day."

"Are you an explorer? Because my heart has been lost somewhere in the fascinating terrain of Thigh-land!"

"Are you a sakura blossom? Because your beauty is captivating and simply makes my heart flutter in the land of the rising sun."

"If words could kiss, mine would land softly on your lips right now. How about we make it real soon?"

"Your exotic charm whispers stories of distant lands. Can I be part of your next chapter?"

"Baby, I may work the land, but it's your curves that really plow my heart."

Did It Hurt Comeback: No because I landed on your face.

If I built fantasy land i would have you on every ride.

"Can you read Exodus? Because each time you laugh at my cooking, I feel like I'm leading my taste buds to the promised land."

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed in my... expectations for tonight."

"Efforts? Nah. I would have just sent over my unicorn for a magical ride around the land of witty banter and sarcasm."

"Did you come from the Land of Smiles? Because your smile just made my day unforgettable."