101 Ninja Pick Up lines And Rizz

Can I make this the most exciting night of your entire life?

Is there a ninja in your pants because yo kiss is kickin'!

Are you a ninja?

Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.

Hey, baby, I'm a master of ninjitsu.

How about we go to the dojo for our own private lesson?

Come with me or die!

Do you always keep around a samurai sword?

Hi, I am Ninja, but you can just call me Hiro.

Wanna go upstairs?

I'll show you my kekkei genkai.

Baby, you don't need Tsukuyomi to drive me crazy.

Sword? Yeah, I have a sword.

Let me unsheathe it for you.

Is there a ninja in your pants?

Cause your kiss is kicking.

Ninjas do it best at night. Let me show you.

"Roses are red, your ninja's sure sleek, age is just digits when it's your beauty I seek."

"Roses are red, my Ninja 250 is new, but it's no fun riding, if the destination isn't you."

"Roses are red, your Ninja 250R is a treat, our age difference fades when your smile makes my heart beat."

"Roses are red, your Ninja 250r is a treat, but nothing compares to when our eyes meet."

"Roses are red, my Kawasaki is new, I may be young, but I'm ready to grow old with you."

"Roses are red, your Ninja 250R is neat, you're like a fine wine that only gets better with age, sweet."

"Are you a black belt in seduction? Because your moves have got my heart doing flips and tricks."

"No need for numbers or addresses, your beauty is the only destination my heart confesses."

"Are you a ninja? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a ninja? Because I can't see my life without you in it."

King II: Ooh, a ninja! And you use some wrestling moves too!

"I might not own a Ninja 250, but give me your address and number, and I'll rev up our connection for sure."

"Roses are red, your eyes outshine the sea. Riding a Kawasaki Ninja 250, can't compare to riding life with thee."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I might not have a Kawasaki, but can I still ride into the sunset with you?"

"Roses are red, your Ninja's a dream, with beauty like yours, we'd make quite the team."

"Your Ninja's fiery as a rose in bloom, age is just a number, got room for two on that vroom?"

"Are you a ninja? 'Cause every time I look at you, my heart skips a beat, like I'm under attack!"

"Roses are red, my ride may not gleam, but let's put the Kawasaki aside and chase our dream."

"Roses are red, Kawasaki Ninja 250, without an address or number, can our love still rev up to full throttle?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again with my Donatello ninja moves?"

"Roses are crimson, my Kawasaki Ninja 250 gleams, we might be an age apart but we make the perfect team."

"Roses are red, your Ninja 250 so sleek, regardless of our ages, it's your timeless beauty I seek."

"Age is a whisper, your 250r roars, but it's your captivating beauty that my heart truly adores."

"Sleeping? Nah, I was just practicing my ninja disappearing acts. You know, in case I need to escape a bad date."

"Roses bloom red, your Ninja 250R looks sleek; it's not the age I measure, but the beauty that makes my heart peak."

"Roses are red, Kawasaki Ninja 250, when I see your smile, my love is absolute."

Haha, you caught me! My native place is actually a top-secret ninja village hidden in the mountains. But don't tell anyone! 🤫

"Roses are red, your Kawasaki's a thriller, how about you ride with this handsome fella, and be my heart's killer?"

"Roses are red, Kawasaki Ninja 250, without your address, my love GPS seems pretty faulty!"

"Roses are red, my Kawasaki's no blunder, but without your number, I'm in a perpetual thunder!"

Hey baby, I’ll take you so high that you’ll have to call me a Zen master.

"Roses are red, your Ninja 250r is neat, but your timeless beauty sweeps me off my feet."

"Just like Donatello, I may not be a real ninja, but girl, I promise to protect and cherish your heart always."

"Baby, I must be Donatello because just like TMNT, my heart's beating faster than the speed of ninja skills when I see you."

"Just like a Kawasaki Ninja 250, you're sleek and fast. No address or number needed, our love is vast."

"Your Kawasaki's red, like a rose in full bloom; too young for you? Let’s let age be assumed."

"Roses are red, your Kawasaki's a thrill, how about we exchange numbers and chase some beautiful hills together?"

"Roses are red, my Ninja 250's sleek, age is just a number when your beauty makes me weak."

"Are you a ninja? Because your beauty just snuck up and completely surprised me."

"Are you a ninja? Because I can't see anything but my heart beating for your black-clad beauty."

"Roses are red, Kawasaki Ninja 250, can I speed my way into your heart, or is your love as elusive as your address?"

"Roses are red, your ride is sleek, age doesn't matter when your beauty makes my knees weak."

Are those nun-chucks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

"Are you a ninja? Because your beauty just stealthily stole my heart away."

"Roses are red, your Ninja 250R's a streak; age is but a page, when your beauty makes my knees weak."

"Like Donatello, I’m smart and quick, but when it comes to you, it's not ninja skills I’d rather pick."

"Roses are red, your Kawasaki's a sight, how about you teach me to ride it some cool summer night?"

"Roses are red, Kawasaki Ninja so new, just like this ride, my heart races for you."

"Like Donatello from TMNT, I'm smart and strong - but darling, your beauty could make even a ninja turtle blush."

"Roses are red, your Ninja’s no blunder, let's rev up our engines, and take this romance from zero to a hundred?"

You've got 206 bones in your body... Would you like one more?

"Roses are red, Kawasaki Ninja streaks blue, without your address or number, how can I race to you?"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, a Kawasaki Ninja 250 isn't in my view, but how about coffee for two?"

"A rose can't compare to your Ninja in view, let's trade addresses and I'll show you mine too."

Ninja stars aren't the only thing I'm packing.