110 Public Pick Up lines And Rizz

Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.

Seeing as you just accidentally felt up my butt anyway, wanna take things to the next level?

That piss smell definitely isn't coming from you. Wanna get pie, cutie?

What say we get together and Purell the shit out of our hands?

Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.

They say you’re like a public library, anyone with a card can check you out.

I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I've been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.

Are you public wifi? Because I am connecting to you automatically.

"Are you a public administrator? Because you've officially taken control of my heart's infrastructure."

"Are you a wifi signal? Because my heart connects to you faster than my phone connects to public networks."

"Is your name public policy? Because you've got my interest and I can't help but vote for more of you."

"Can I be your legislation? Because I'd love you to pass a smile my way every day."

Are you publicly traded on the NY:SE?

Because I want to invest in those assets.

"Can I call you Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, though it might occasionally drop at public places."

"You're a princess in public, but how about we uncover your naughty fairy tale in private?"

"Do you work in public administration? Because every time I see you, my interest rate skyrockets."

"You must be in public service, because you've definitely raised my interest...rate."

"Your crush on me may be secret, but your beauty is the world's most captivating public display."

"Without you, life feels like an empty canvas; with you, it’s a masterpiece that's too hot for public display."

"Excuse me, but I think you've just taxed my heart at 100%, because it's completely yours."

"Excuse me miss, your leadership skills are so attractive, they should be listed under public assets."

"I must be lost, because heaven's missing an angel and I found her here on this public bus."

"Do you work in public administration? Because you've got my heart functioning more efficiently than any government agency."

"In a world full of policies, your smile is the only legislation that rules my heart."

"As a public servant, your dedication is admirable but your beauty is absolutely arresting."

Economics One Liners

Baby, I'm an expert in exponential growth.

I'll give you all the stimulus you need

I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

My boom cycle *never* plateaus

I've got all the supply needed to meet your demand

I'm like a multiplier effect, once you get me started I just keep on giving.

I've got a producer surplus just *waiting* to be met.

You can be a free rider on my public good *any* time.

Hey ladies, my public good is non-rivalry, there is plenty for everyone!

"Are you a first responder? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you."

"Your smile is more powerful than any policy, it can instantly make anyone's day better."

"I couldn't agree more. A smile is a personal act, not a public obligation. My challenge is to give you reasons to smile naturally."

"Nita, you brighten my day more than sunlight, how about we shift this convo from public to private DM tonight?"

"Your sassy attitude is alluring, but honey, how about we channel that passion somewhere less public?"

Are you from the band "PUBLIC"?

Coz I wanna "MAKE YOU MINE".

"Excuse me, are you a WiFi signal? Because I'm really feeling a connection, despite my four-bar status in public places."

"Ever cited someone for stealing hearts? Because you've just made away with mine, Officer Beautiful."

Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

Fake propose in a public place

If this is someone you've known for awhile and like, get on one knee, look up at them, and ask them to go out with you.

Sequence of events

*girlfriend comes out with nice dress*
Me: Can you not wear that in public?
Her: Why?
Me: Because I will has to fight with other guys.
Her: Why would you have to fight them?
Me: because they would try to steal you from me cause you lookin fine.

Did you know that I am quite a bit like the japanese public transport system?

When I come 3 three seconds to early I will apologize profusely.

If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

Want to share my Xanax?

What lady can resist a man in uniform?

When you sleep, you look like an angel.

You shouldn't have to lift your bag.

You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.

A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.

According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

Are you ready for take off?

Are you ready to board?

Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?

Do you believe love at first frequent flyer mile?

Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.

Ever had champagne for breakfast… in Champagne?

For safety's sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.

Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.

I bet you prefer a European lifestyle.

I can last longer than a jet engine.

I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.

I don't need the captain to remind me about the upright position.

I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.

I know a great recovery for jet lag.

I only pack the essentials.

I would give anything to be your personal item.

I would love to show you first class.

I wouldn't complain about a layover with you.

I'd love to be your final destination.

I'd swap to a coach seat just to sit next to you.