61 Tank Pick Up lines And Rizz

I got a full tank of gas, now I just need a companion to go with me.

I got the energy tank, let's go at it all night long.

Somebody better do something! I’ve got a tank on my ass.

Siege Tank: Hehe, man, I just LOVE blowin' things up!

Can I share your oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.

Tonight I want to swim in your tank.

Baby you put my tank in siege mode.

Babe, you don't need to enter my shark tank to get money from me.

Can I carry your oxygen tank for you?

"Are you a T90 tank? Because your beauty hits me with the force of a thousand shells."

"Lost in these woods or lost in your eyes, I know I'm in good hands with your dominant yet tender care."

I should have brought my oxygen tank because you take my breath away.

"Are you an oxygen tank? Because every time I see you, my breath seems to forget its way out."

"Are you a tank? Because you're certainly blowing me away."

"Is your name Sherman? Because you're the only tank that's capable of penetrating my defenses."

"Are you a scuba tank? Because when I'm around you, I suddenly forget how to breathe."

"Your fiery red bangs and protective nature are a beacon of allure, can I join your woodland walk and explore?"

"You must be a T-34, because your beauty is so strong it's practically armor-plated."

"Seeing you in your red jacket, lost among the trees, even your phone can't compete with the way you've captivated me."

"You're usually leading the way, but how about we get lost together in your favourite forest trail?"

"Is your name T90? Because when you rolled in, my heart surrendered instantly."

"Is your car's gas tank like my heart? Because the moment you walked in, both started to fill up incredibly fast."

"Your assertiveness is as captivating as your red jacket, it makes me yearn to be lost in the forest of your love."

"Pardon my boldness, but a captivating forest nymph like you could guide me to destinations unknown anytime."

Shark Tank related!

Baby, can I put my shark 🦈 in your tank? with 100% equity.

Are you my gas tank?

Because I'm hoping, before work, to fill you up till I cry.

"Is your heart as fiery as your hair and fierce as your jacket? Because mine just caught an inferno."

If you were a fish tank, I would tap that!

"Are you a fish in my tank? Because every time I see you, I'm mesmerized by your beauty underwater."

"You know, with your fiery red bangs and that fierce dominance, even the forest trails must be losing their way around you."

"Lost in these woods, or just lost in your phone? Either way, I'd love to be the one you find next."

"If kisses were fishes, I'd empty my tank just to catch one from you."

"Just like a septic tank expert, I'm drawn to your depth and complexity."

"Is your name Tank? Cause I feel a sudden urge to surrender."

I should have packed an extra tank of oxygen

Because you took my breath away (stole this from r/wholesomememes)

Hey girl, are you the Bob Semple tank?

Cause I wanna get in you and blast

You can call me Tank

Because I love the taste of women.

Are you a fish tank?

Cuz I’d ‘tap’ that.

In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.

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Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.

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I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

Do you know anything about sensory deprivation tanks? We can get some fun with it.

Can I buy you a tank of gas?

Can I put my tank into your mall?

This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.

I bet your tank isn’t as hot as you are.

Open your brain tank, bro, 'cause here comes some premium 91-octane knowledge. There's three rules of cheating: 1. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married. 2. It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts.

How aboat you come back to my place and check out my huge tank

Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

Nice tanks