110 Yoga Pick Up lines And Rizz

You should see my downward facing dog.

Yo baby, I like yo Chaturanga...

Namastay here or come home with me?

Girl, are you Sirsasana? Cuz you have turned my world upside down.

Hey baby, want to see me plank while lifting both legs?

I improve bare. Consideration to see my improvement?

I will walk across your bridge.

Did you get those yoga pants discounted? Since at my home they’re 100% off.

What good is inner peace without you?

On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, hold up until you see my snake.

So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.

White young ladies that wear yoga pants…Goddamn.

You tell me your mantra and I'll l tell you mine.

I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class..

You are in a constant state of becoming. Then again, if I looked like you I'd constantly be coming too.

Do you like yoga? Coz yoganna like me.

My Cobra stance isn’t the main thing that is rising upward.

I hope you're into yoga, cause you're gonna get a good stretch tonight!

Girl, any yoga you do is hot yoga.

"Are we in a yoga class? Because the more I stretch my thoughts, the more they bend towards you."

Is that a yoga mat in your pants or are you happy to see me.

"Are you a yoga class? Because whenever I see you, my mind opens up in ways it never has before."

Let me be your baby cobra.

"Your Chaturanga must be perfect, because you've completely grounded my heart."

"Mind if I join your yoga class? Because whenever you're around, you naturally elevate my spirit."

Do you like Yoga?

Cause yoga'na love me

"Your smile must be a yoga pose, because every time I see it, I feel a deep sense of peace."

"Do you master the art of yoga? Because every time I see you, my world turns upside down."

"Are you a yoga class? Because you're perfectly balancing sass with ass, and I'm just trying to stay centered."

"As a 90s kid and college beauty, you're harder to figure out than my last exam. But more intoxicating than gin tonic."

"Is there a Yoga pose that can keep my heart from flipping every time you smile?"

Do you like yoga? Cause yoganna love this d**...

"Do you use yoga mats for hot yoga? Because you've got me in a perfect Downward Dog of admiration."

"Is your name Yoga? Because I feel so flexible whenever my heart stretches towards you."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because the more I practice, the more I find myself falling for your perfect balance."

"Your spirit's as flexible as your yoga bends, my admiration for you simply never ends."

"Do you believe in love at first stretch? Because when I saw you doing yoga, that's what happened."

"Ever tried laughing yoga? How about we start a session, and I promise to keep you in splits all night?"

Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love this d**...

"Your flexibility caught my eye, but your inner peace stole my heart. Can I join your journey to nirvana?"

"Is your name Yoga? Because you've got me bending over backwards just to catch your smile."

"You're a 90s college cat lady who's into gymnastics, poetry & gin-tonic? As a Gemini, you've just flipped my world like a yoga pose."

"Are you into yoga, Pooja? Because every time I see you, my heart does a backbend."

"Are we in a yoga class? Because our energies just aligned perfectly."

"Is your name Yoga? Because I'm already feeling stretched out of my comfort zone in your presence."

"Do you practice 'The Lotus' position often? Because opening up to you seems like a path towards enlightenment."

"Do you practice yoga daily? Because every time I see you, my world finds balance."

I find my core strength in you.

"Is your name Savasana? Because you make my heart rate calm and my thoughts peaceful."

"Is your name Savasana? Because being with you feels like a perfectly balanced, rejuvenating rest."

"I'm not flexible like you in yoga, but I promise to bend over backwards just to make you smile."

"Are you in charge of balancing my karma? Because whenever I see you, everything else fades into the background."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because you've got my heart rate soaring and my mind bending towards you."

"Darling, you must be a yoga instructor, because seeing your legs spread is a full-blown spiritual experience for me."

They say Geminis are flexible, but can you help me with this yoga pose? It's called, "falling for a cat-loving, gin-and-poetry college girl."

"Is your name Yoga? 'Cause every moment I see you, I'm stretching my imagination to its limit."

"Is your name Yoga? Because these legs feel a magnetic pull to spread wider every time you're near."

"You've got such a charming personality! Does it mirror in your yoga or gym achievements, perhaps?"

"Your beauty outshines any yoga flame, care to heat things up together in a hot yoga session?"

"Your smile must be a yoga practice, because it instantly brings balance to my world."

"You're a Gemini star, in yoga's embrace, your charm outshines every gemstone, a perfect poetry in grace."

"Is your chakra as captivating as your smile? Because I'm feeling a spiritual and physical attraction to you."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because I can't seem to get enough balance until I'm with you."

"Is your name Yoga? Because I feel a sudden balance and peace when I'm around you."

"Do you practice yoga? 'Cause every time I see you, my heart stands an upside-down pose!"

"How about we end class with a savasana and wake up to a sunrise, entangled in passion and serenity?"