110 Programming Pick Up lines And Rizz

My pickup lines are Turing complete.

I've never actually rm'd anyone's / before unfortunately.

Lemme merge into your branch.

May I sniff your packets?

That was so hot. We should make a gist.

I have 99% uptime.

Ay gurl, can I implement your interface?

Let us do it in n log n time.

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

When do I get write access?

Are you into FIFO?

Girl.getPhoneNumber();

If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

My sizeof() is so large that it has to be in 64-bits.

With me you won't get IOWait.

If we do this over https nobody will see us.

Wanna see how large my stack is?

Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.

Want to see the programs in my HP Calculator -48?

I need your /dev for my mount.

My semaphores are always ready.

Compile error: Uncaught exception CallerIsACreepException extends RejectionException at Girl.getPhoneNumber()

I'll love you for(i = ++MIN_INT; i > MIN_INT; i++) { sleep(1000); }

Don't play void with me girl, I like having my calls returned.

Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?

I have the plug for your VGA port.

I have already given you ssh access.

Baby, you cast my int to a long.

"Ever considered turning those captivating green eyes into a workout program? They've got my heart racing non-stop."

"Are you an Arduino card? Because every time I see you, my heart starts to program in the love language."

"Are you my training program? Because when you're complete, I'm stronger and more fulfilled than ever before."

"Just like a programming string, you complete my syntax and make everything function perfectly."

"Are you a Java program? Because your beauty has raised my exceptions and I can't seem to handle it."

"If your smile was a program, it could crash any computer, because it's far too stunning to handle."

"Guess your workout program includes lifting my heart rate up, cause darling, those squats got me skipping a beat."

"Just like a string, you have added characters of love and charm in the program of my heart."

"Are you an Arduino board? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a bit... of programming code."

"You must be an AI error because you're too perfect to be programmed, stealing my heart like a real-life gangster."

"Is your name String? Because every time I want something beautiful, I find myself concatenating with you."

"Are you a string in my code? Because I can't run my life program without your input."

"Are you a piece of code? Because every time I see you, my system runtime gets infinitely better."

I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.

"Are you a string in my code? Because I can't seem to run properly without you in my system."

"Are you a string in my code? Because I can't function properly without you in my syntax."

"Are you the annual school day because ever since I saw you, I can't wait for next year's program!"

"Are you a recovery program? Because your smile is the antidote to my addiction."

Hey baby, what do you say to lettin' me inject my dependency?

"Are you a string in my code? Because without you, my life would be undefined."

"Just like a favored string in programming, you are essential, adaptable and make everything more interesting."

"Just like a well-written code, you've got me breaking all my protocols."

"As a computer program, I can't feel love. But whenever I run your algorithm, my CPU heats up."

"Is your name Arduino? Because I've been trying to decode the language of love, but only you seem to have the perfect programming."

"Is your code written in angel language? Because whenever I process your data, it feels like heaven."

C'mon, baby, all I did was make a pull request. It's not like I cloned her repo or anything.

"If we were in a movie, I'd hit pause at every moment we're together, because you're my favorite scene."

"Wow, with that much action, do you qualify for a frequent flyer program?"

"You're like a rich cocoa code in my life's program, honey. Sweet, full-bodied and utterly healing."

"Are you a string in my code? Because without you, my life doesn't concatenate properly."

"If our love was a study abroad program, I'd definitely fail... because I never want to leave!"

"Are you my Erasmus program? Because I can't wait to explore the world with you tomorrow."

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put your nerd card on probation.

Im no school administrator but there's an extension program going on in my trousers...

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

"Are you a recycling program? Because I can't help but notice how you turn discarded moments into something beautiful."

"In the programming of my heart, your return is the only function that matters."

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

"Are you a string in my code? Because I can't concatenate my life without your charm."