110 Whats Pick Up lines And Rizz

Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?

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Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

Whats common between your heart and me?

Both belong to you

Whats the difference between you and my dog?

Nothing, coz you're a b**...

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked? I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell.

You know whats crazy?

I s**... at geometry but i know a cute mf when i see one

"Boy, you're hotter than a cowboy's pistol. Got enough horsepower to show this city slicker the country ropes?"

"I was going to say kittens are adorable, but then I saw you and realized they've got competition."

Hey, whats your birthday?

Her : oh its Aug 15th.
Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!

Hey baby, I got curry, whats the hurry?

"I've heard about country strength, but how about you show me that cowboy power in a way I won't forget?"

"My wildest fantasy revolves around you, your captivating eyes as the stars guiding me through the night of desire."

Do you know whats good in bed? Donut and s**....

"You've got the muscles, now how 'bout you rope this small cityboy in your truck and teach me some country secrets?"

"Ride me like one of your horses, cowboy. Your big country muscles against my cityboy body is a rodeo I won't forget."

Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.

"I'm a firm believer in mystery. Let's share stories first before sharing addresses, sound good?"

"How about you ride this city boy like your fastest stallion, cowboy? Your muscular charm is making me buck wild."

Hey girl, whats sup?

Nothing much,why ask?

Nothing i was playing chess and I am missing Queen

"Hey, gorgeous, last week I waved at you so hard, I almost caused a hurricane. Next time, can we start a storm together?"

"Are you an alien? Because ever since I waved at you last week, my world has not been the same!"

"My favorite animal is a unicorn. They're just like me - rare, majestic and everyone doubts our existence till we show up!"

"My wildest fantasy? You, me, tangled sheets, moonlight shadowing your beauty... and that's just the prologue, sweetheart."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. In my wildest fantasy, it's just us."

"You know Honour, I've been practicing social distancing even before it was a thing. Last week, I waved from a mile away!"

"Hey cowboy, show this city boy how those muscles can handle a wild ride all night long."

"Hey Honour, did you mistake me for the sun last week? Because I waved but you just kept on orbiting!"

"In my wildest dreams, even Venus pales next to you, how about we explore them together?"

"Is your name Fantasy? Because when I see you, all my wildest dreams seem to come true."

You know whats strange?

I'm into you but still want to get into you

"Is your name Kittens? Because you're taking away my ability to find anything else in the world cute."

"With your horsepower, I bet you can rock my world harder than a rodeo, right cowboy?"

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

"I thought kittens were the cutest until I met you and realized they have competition."

"Strapping cowboy, I'm craving a taste of that superior horsepower. Ready to make my small city body sore tonight?"

"Haha, slow down there, champ! Let's keep some mystery in our conversation, and respect each other's privacy, shall we?"

"Cowboy, your muscles are the only ropes I need to feel lassoed and lost in your country charm."

"Ready to show this small city boy the strength in those country muscles? Let's make the back of your truck our playground tonight."

"How about you lasso me with your charm, cowboy, and show this city boy how the country rides?"

"I was going to say kittens are the cutest thing, but then I saw you and realized I'd be wrong."

"A mystery, I'm like a dance, respect's my stance. No number or address, just a girl who loves her romance."

Drop down in front of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."

"How's your day going, beautiful? As amazing as your weekend plans, I hope, and perhaps there’s room for one more?"

"The wildest fantasy? I imagine exploring your beauty like a map, each curve a new and thrilling destination."

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked?

Her: naked
Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)

Whats the good of living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)

"I thought nothing could surpass kittens in cuteness, until your smile stole that title effortlessly."

"Feeling lucky, stud? Let's turn your horsepower into our passion in the back of that truck."

"Babe, I thought nothing's cuter than kittens until I locked eyes with your tantalizing beauty."

"Your muscles might be from roping cattle, but tonight, they'll be used for roping this city boy's heart."

"My wildest fantasy? Becoming lost in the captivating depths of your eyes while we dance under a sky full of stars."

Whats the difference of an e**... and a ferrari

I dont have a ferrari

"Did my wave get lost at sea last week? Because you didn't seem to catch the tide of my affection!"

"Cowboy, you must be using horsepower in all the right places, because your assets are roping me into sin."

"Our conversation's key, no need for geography, nor sharing numbers hastily, let's unfold this story gracefully."

"There's something about the way you fill those jeans that makes me want to discover why country boys do it better."

Whats the difference between you and a cupcake?

You still need the cream.

"Is your day as radiant as your smile? And can I join your plans this weekend to add a pinch more brightness?"

"Hey cowboy, wanna use those strong muscles to show this city boy how the wild west really rides?"

Me: "Whats that thing thats kind of like a simile?" Future Wife: "A metaphor??"

Me: "I don't know but I think I met a ten tonight."
*dabs*

Do you know whats common with elon musk and your parents ?

They both made something that has a socket where i would love to insert my plug in

"Are you a kitten? Because every time I look at you, I forget all about their cuteness."

Whats wrong with your left eye ?…cus you looking right

"With muscles like those, I bet you could wrangle this city boy into the back of your truck for a wild ride."

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for you since last week when you missed my wave!"

"Fantasizing about you? It's all about unraveling the mystery behind your smile while exploring our chemistry together."

"Last time I saw you, I waved so fiercely, my hand's still sore! Would you mind holding it for recovery?"