46 Hilarious Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 46 hilarious pick up lines for her and flirty hilarious rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about hilarious that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with hilarious rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny hilarious pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty hilarious joke for a great chat response.

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"Seeing you laugh in a tiny elevator would be cute, but dancing with you, that'd be unforgettable."
"Chelsea, are we toasting to a new friendship or a future filled with hilarious misadventures together?"
"Are you a magician? Your smile makes every other thing disappear, and it's hilariously magical!"
"Wouldn't it be a fun story to tell our friends that our first dance was in this tiny elevator?"
"Are you a black hole? Because you've sucked all the light out of my life, and honestly, I find it hilarious."
"WTH - Wow, That's Hilarious? You must be referring to my uncanny resemblance to Ryan Gosling, right?"

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about hilarious are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"Girl, you're like my favorite meme - unpredictable, hilarious, and highly shareable in my mind."

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams and you’re hilariously dreamy!"

"I mean, does needing a partner to start a hilarious prank YouTube channel count as a legit reason?"

"If loving Wikipedia pages is wrong, who needs right? Maybe we could start our own Wiki page: 'Adventures of a hilarious couple.'"

"Well, yes! I've been saving my best adjectives for someone special—like you. But don't worry, they're all rated 'G' for Generously hilarious."

"Forget about the dance in this tiny elevator; let's make the stage for our waltz under the stars."

"You're short, sizzling, and hilariously loud; a perfect mix of chaos I wouldn't mind getting lost in."

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Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious Are you smiling now? YOU ARE REALLY b**...

"Watching a fail compilation? Well, dating me would be like a win compilation– unexpectedly hilarious!"

"I can't decide what's more captivating, those hilarious cats or your infectious laughter."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can totally picture us together in a perfectly framed hilarious moment."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for... especially that sexy, hilarious charm."

"Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes, it's hilariously adorable."

"You may be annoyingly attractive and hilarious, but remember, every great comedy needs a perfect co-star."

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"Well, I'm undeniably hilarious and fiercely devoted... to my Netflix series. Who knew we'd have so much in common?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, wrapped up in one hilarious package."

"I may not be a surgeon, but I can guarantee stitches...from laughter, because my humor is hilariously twisted."

"Well, my roller coaster doesn't have loops, but it sure knows how to start a hilarious conversation!"

"Ask away! But remember, in the world of dating roulette, even the most innocent questions can lead to hilariously unexpected answers!"

"I see you accidentally hit the ignore button, but I'm sure your 'Laugh at Hilariously Witty Pick-Up Lines' button is functioning."

"Hilarious, isn't it? How I can fit perfectly as your little spoon in this crazy puzzle we call life."

"You're so hot and hilarious, I'm starting to believe you might be the cause for global warming."

Hope you like waterparks

Cuz we about to get Wet n' Wild

(this is probably buried somewhere else but i thought of it in my bed and it was hilarious to me)

"Ha! You're not just beautiful but hilarious too. If laughter's an aphrodisiac, then we're off to an exciting start."

"Those videos sure are hilarious, but nothing could make me laugh as much as missing the chance to know you."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for your hilarious sense of humor!"

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"Do you like memes? Because I'm about to become your favorite one, unforgettable and hilarious."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your hilarious and captivating smile."

"Every moment with you is a hilarious symphony, making laughter the sweetest melody I've ever heard."

"Are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and all I see is your hilarious charm."

"Ha, you're hilarious! Let's start with a boba date first, then we'll see about those boba babies!"

"These fails might be hilarious, but the real tragedy would be not getting to know you better."

"Are we two pieces of a puzzle? Because when we're together, everything just seems to fit perfectly and hilariously."

"Are you a raspberry? Because I'm just dying to get jammed in your sweet, hilarious conversations."

"Excuse me, but can you lend me a map? I keep getting lost in your jokes, and it's hilariously romantic."

"Madison, do you have a map? I just got lost in the hilarious journey of your life's anecdotes!"

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for your hilarious joke about my fashion sense."

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?

Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

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Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Hilarious love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Hilarious openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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